# Men in Woodbury NJ need to be more considerate **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797 "2019-08-17T16:41:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/1 "2019-08-17T16:41:19Z")
If they know what’s good for them. [She wanted a late-night hookup, but he fell asleep. So she burned his house down, police say](https://www.yahoo.com/news/she-wanted-night-hookup-fell-200525581.html) Tells the story of a lady who, in anger after not being let in when responding to a booty-call-text (booty-text?) due to the initiator having fallen asleep, decided to burn his house down. Buried near the bottom of the text, it is revealed that this is the second time a spurned lady resorts to arson, this year, in Woodbury. Woodbury having only about 10k inhabitants, that is a frighteningly high incidence rate, and reason enough to dial back cad-like behavior. Alternately, given that both perpetrators bought the accelerant and other needed tools for the arson at the same gas station, maybe the local dudes can just perpetually buy out that station’s lighter fluid and reduce their risk that way. Or move, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2019, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/2 "2019-08-17T23:07:22Z")
I moved. 🙂 I lived just outside of Woodbury, in West Deptford almost thirty years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/3 "2019-08-18T13:38:02Z")
> [@Isosleepy](#): > > Tells the story of a lady who, in anger after not being let in when responding to a booty-call-text (booty-text?) due to the initiator\*\* having fallen asleep\*\*, decided to burn his house down. Check out that username. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/4 "2019-08-18T21:13:28Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Check out that username. Wouldn’t find me in Woodbury either before or after dark. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/5 "2019-08-19T10:27:35Z")
Would Not Bury ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/6 "2019-08-19T13:42:33Z")
I currently reside in West Deptford (Riverwinds). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-woodbury-nj-need-to-be-more-considerate/838797/7 "2019-08-21T05:47:20Z")
I’m not the booty-call type (neither sender nor recipient) but if I _was_ then … I could totally see myself falling the fuck asleep right after the “c’mon baby I neeeed you” message.