# Men:n A disturbing hypothetical WRT pedo' paranoia. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 18, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280 "2015-05-18T02:37:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/61 "2015-05-22T18:18:01Z")
> [@grude](#): > > I tell you whut, these teenage nymphos are just getting totally out of hand! > > I can’t even walk down the street anymore without almost being raped by them, once I was ordering a gyro and before I knew it one had lept out from under the cart and started undoing my pants. Took a sharp elbow to the windpipe to get her to retreat. > > I’m thinking of applying for a concealed carry to defend myself. I played the situation down a bit just to comment on how I have responded. My wife came from a poverty stricken area in the rural south and used to bring girls out here to Ca. at about high school age to see if she could give them a boost in life. Most of them had allready lived through pretty severe abuse and flirting with men to get what they wanted was about all they knew. So yes I have had more than my share of exposure to these issues and I am proud to say I behaved myself. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/62 "2015-05-22T18:26:33Z")
> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#): > > I played the situation down a bit just to comment on how I have responded. My wife came from a poverty stricken area in the rural south and used to bring girls out here to Ca. at about high school age to see if she could give them a boost in life. Most of them had allready lived through pretty severe abuse and flirting with men to get what they wanted was about all they knew. So yes I have had more than my share of exposure to these issues and I am proud to say I behaved myself. I was just joking. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/63 "2015-05-22T18:29:45Z")
Why has no one given the obvious answer? You’ve already had too much to drink. Just do the following. 1. Sit up quickly 2. Puke on her 3. Go back to sleep I’ve tried this more than once with women of legal age. I see no reason it can’t be applied to a teen. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/64 "2015-05-23T02:14:04Z")
Need answer fast? ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/65 "2015-05-23T06:32:41Z")
Shag her and wait until morning to inform the parents they have a hot daughter. Between sips on coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/66 "2015-05-23T12:02:45Z")
Do what you like–just make sure you don’t touch the leper daughter! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/67 "2015-05-23T12:41:44Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > … I’ve tried this more than once with women of legal age. I see no reason it can’t be applied to a teen. You win the thread by a mile. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/68 "2015-05-23T13:15:31Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > She has no reason to accuse you of raping her if you don’t make a big deal out of it. It’s only if you decide to get the parents (or worse) involved that she’s going to need to get defensive. > > I mean, yes, maybe she’s an evil hellion and plans to say you raped her no matter how you turn her down. But I can’t see how telling her parents would help in that scenario. Because that’s the point where she’s going to accuse you of rape, when confronted by her parents. Ding Ding Ding! Winner. All you guys saying you tell the parents immediately are nuts. Don’t you remember what it was like to be 15? An unexpected accusation will likely lead to a panicky, ass-saving lie … and there’s really only one lie available to her … and who do you think her parents are going to believe? I generally roll my eyes at the men who are all atwitter about scheming bitches making up false rape accusations, but this scenario does sound pretty ass-puckering. Rebuff her as kindly as possible and let it go. And document what happened: email/text your friends with the story as soon as possible. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280/69 "2015-05-23T13:20:31Z")
> [@Rune](#): > > Shag her and wait until morning to inform the parents they have a hot daughter. Between sips on coffee. I recall the scene from Animal House of the devil & the angel on the guy’s shoulder arguing what to do with the passed-out underage girl on the bed… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-n-a-disturbing-hypothetical-wrt-pedo-paranoia/720280.md?page=3)