# Men of the Straight Dope -- Uncensored and Uncut

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461 "2000-05-13T23:11:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/61 "2000-05-15T14:16:40Z")

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Okay, my pic is on its way.

Sorry to disappoint, but I’m fully clothed in this pic. The only shirtless pic of myself that I have is a newspaper photo taken that time I went to the beach and all those people tried to roll me back into the water. \<rimshot\>

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/62 "2000-05-15T14:21:40Z")

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If a calendar comes out of this, I call February. I also want a cut of the profits. And an endorsement deal with Nike. But I promise I won’t be difficult to work with.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/63 "2000-05-15T14:24:27Z")

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December is mine. I’ll make sure to hang the stocking with care, if’n you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/64 "2000-05-15T14:35:27Z")

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Well, I have a page of pics, one of which might be apropriate for this. Try [http://www.madpoet.com/kevin/pictures.htm](http://www.madpoet.com/kevin/pictures.htm) for your viewing pleasure.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/65 "2000-05-15T14:47:25Z")

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[http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg](http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/elgraplero/me.jpg)  
I dont have time to edit it, but I’m the one with the dyed red hair.

do with me as you wish…

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/66 "2000-05-15T15:17:46Z")

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> Well, I have a page of pics, one of which might be apropriate for this. Try [http://www.madpoet.com/kevin/pictures.htm](http://www.madpoet.com/kevin/pictures.htm) for your viewing pleasure.  
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Techie, if you care, use his ‘infamous nekked pic’ or his ‘taken in Seattle’ one. 😉

I am enjoying **all** of the pic’s so far! Great idea, techie! I await with bated breath the full pictoral production from you. 😃 Hey! I can _look_. I’m married, not dead! 😉

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/67 "2000-05-15T15:22:35Z")

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I’ve only been on this Board a week and it’s just getting more bizarre as each day passes – don’t any of you people actually work.  
Is there to be a fig leaf edition ?  
Fully clothed contribution currently winging it’s way under the Atlantic.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/68 "2000-05-15T15:33:35Z")

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Sure, we work, London! I just happen to be at home for a few hours. I don’t normally post during the day–no Internet access at work. I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve yet to hear of a Doper getting fired because of too much time spent here. 😃

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/69 "2000-05-15T15:41:15Z")

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**techchick** , fuck the women having all the fun - methinks I and several other _male_ readers of this board wanna see some skin, too! 😃

And for the record, here I am:

[http://members.aol.com/esprix](http://members.aol.com/esprix)

You can copy the picture from there. (No skin, but awfully cute, even if it is a little bit out of date - so sue me!)

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/70 "2000-05-15T15:49:33Z")

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My reactions to this thread:

1. techchick has gone mad.

2. Do I have any recent pictures of myself?

3. The women want a picture of me shirtless?? I don’t see any pictures of them shirtless. 😉 They’ll have to deal with me clothed.

4. I have to re-install my scanner.

Give me some time techie - let me see what I can come up with.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/71 "2000-05-15T16:18:28Z")

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I’m beefcake of a sort, the _South Park_ Eric Cartman variety but I do go to the Y on a regular basis. This semi-brave man has sent a picture to Techchick.

[http://members.home.com/spad1/dopers/padeye.jpg](http://members.home.com/spad1/dopers/padeye.jpg)

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/72 "2000-05-15T20:29:45Z")

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Pluto is no longer faceless. Check your e-mail.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/73 "2000-05-15T22:06:14Z")

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So far I have over 31 pics, keep em comin guys 😉

It’s going to take some time…

Okay Ladies, go through the thread and those that have said they sent a picture to me, do a caption with their user name. Send it to me via email [coflower1@aol.com](mailto:coflower1@aol.com)

You have to do this before you see the pictures, I want to see how this pans out 😉

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**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/74 "2000-05-15T22:23:15Z")

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Okay, I’ll join in - since my rare comments usually do not generate much response, maybe my pic will! HaHaHa!

Great idea TechChick!

MeanJoe

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/75 "2000-05-15T22:49:56Z")

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Okay, I was gonna let it be a surprise, but since you want the HAGS to write captions, I guess I should sign in.

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**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/76 "2000-05-15T22:57:18Z")

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Hope you got mine. The mail has been locked up today, so I sent it again. And put it on my web page below for good measure. ( Geocities easy? Is easy for you, is difficult for me.)

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/77 "2000-05-15T23:43:04Z")

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Ok techchick, I’m going to go get some polaroid film (as soon as I hit the Submit button). I’ll send you my photo later tonight. Can I be Mr. June?

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**Author:** ![lucyfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lucyfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucyfur)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/78 "2000-05-16T00:01:07Z")

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I can’t wait to see the Men of the Straight Dope!!! Some fine specimens so far.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/79 "2000-05-16T00:35:29Z")

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I’m not much on skin pics (you probably wouldn’t want one anyway), but I do flannel!

[http://www.kwantlen.bc.ca/~robertk/](http://www.kwantlen.bc.ca/~robertk/)

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-of-the-straight-dope-uncensored-and-uncut/19461/80 "2000-05-16T01:51:27Z")

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Well I sent the picture. I would like it posted in a dark corner where nobody can find it.  
Keith

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