# Men or Women: who stinks up the bathroom more?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 22, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706 "2016-11-22T00:58:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![cjackson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@cjackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjackson)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/1 "2016-11-22T00:58:30Z")

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In your opinion, which sex makes the bathroom smellier after a bowel movement?

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/2 "2016-11-22T01:00:09Z")

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women when there on their periods…

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/3 "2016-11-22T01:12:31Z")

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Whoever has the gastric bleed and is passing melanotic stool usually wins that contest. Unless someone else is passing gangrenous bowel tissue, anyway.

These occur with either sex.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/4 "2016-11-22T01:34:26Z")

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actually my cats can win this contest easily…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/5 "2016-11-22T01:44:44Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> actually my cats can win this contest easily…

The boy cats or the girl cats?

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/6 "2016-11-22T01:57:01Z")

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dosent all matter on that one tho I think yellow cats stink worse than black ones

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**Author:** ![Lowdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Lowdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowdown)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/7 "2016-11-22T14:01:09Z")

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Oh god. Women, hands down! Well, at least the women in _my_ life. Maybe I’m just lucky.

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/8 "2016-11-22T15:17:07Z")

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I made a comment to the cleaning lady in our office building once about a mess in the men’s room and she said, “the men’s room is never a walk in the park, but it ain’t nothing compared to what those bitches do in the women’s room!”

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/9 "2016-11-22T16:25:04Z")

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In my experience, as a former toilet cleaner: Women, hands down.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/10 "2016-11-22T16:45:01Z")

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By process of elimination (Ha!) it has to be men. Women do not poop, fart or sweat. Ever. They do, however, pee a lot to make up for it.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-or-women-who-stinks-up-the-bathroom-more/772706/11 "2016-11-22T16:59:06Z")

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Women, because of all the perfume they’ll use to cover it up. Men don’t care as much to bother covering it up. Let the next guy deal with it.
