# Men: Restore your hair in as little as 4 weeks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303 "2013-10-03T22:25:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/1 "2013-10-03T22:25:13Z")
Yeah. I’m talking about the ad that’s all over the place on this website. Anyone else think that woman is a not-very-good Photoshop job? No woman I’ve ever known had breasts like that, fake or real. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/2 "2013-10-03T23:46:54Z")
Screen shot for the ad-challenged? ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/3 "2013-10-03T23:51:06Z")
They’re real…and they’re spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/4 "2013-10-04T01:39:50Z")
[For the ad challenged](http://aranet.vo.llnwd.net/o28/resources/150x113/3714_0e51cc11-5c59-4db0-b2d3-098a7b51c1cf.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/5 "2013-10-04T01:41:40Z")
Probably got them from one weird trick developed by a local mom. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/6 "2013-10-04T01:49:19Z")
> [@Indistinguishable](#): > > [For the ad challenged](http://aranet.vo.llnwd.net/o28/resources/150x113/3714_0e51cc11-5c59-4db0-b2d3-098a7b51c1cf.jpg) Aw man, guys with hair get all the weird breasts. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/7 "2013-10-04T01:57:10Z")
they’re real. i’m not just a customer, i’m in the ad. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/8 "2013-10-04T02:38:53Z")
There is a magical new item of clothing called a “bra” that can lift up breasts as shown in that ad. I know it’s amazing and youv probably never seen it before, since the things are so new and little-used. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/9 "2013-10-04T04:28:29Z")
Uncovered boobs: both the target demographic and the means used to get their attention. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/10 "2013-10-04T07:42:36Z")
> [@johnpost](#): > > they’re real. > > i’m not just a customer, i’m in the ad. I’ve never pictured you as particularly buxom. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/11 "2013-10-05T01:00:41Z")
I still have the note my son wrote for me when he was about 8. He saw an ad for Bosley hair restoration on TV, and wrote down the number for me, and left it on my desk so I could get new hair. He’s a good boy. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/12 "2013-10-05T01:09:15Z")
Ok, I’m all confused. If you’re a man and you get your hair restored in as little as four weeks, you also get boobs? Or is it only boobs believe you can get your hair restored in as little as four weeks? Maybe boobs restore hair in as little as four week? Hair will restore boobs in as little as four weeks? I need answers to clear up the confusion not because I need hair (got that) or boobs (got the man kind so don’t need those either). ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/13 "2013-10-05T15:44:43Z")
Hang on, my hair remains like a privet hedge and my wife is, indeed, not un-buxom. I see a pattern emerging here. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/14 "2013-10-05T16:05:58Z")
_Ooo! Spam! Modki_…oh, wait… \ ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/15 "2013-10-05T17:51:50Z")
Firefox + Adblock, you fools! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/16 "2013-10-05T18:06:38Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ok, I’m all confused. If you’re a man and you get your hair restored in as little as four weeks, you also get boobs? Or is it only boobs believe you can get your hair restored in as little as four weeks? Maybe boobs restore hair in as little as four week? Hair will restore boobs in as little as four weeks? I need answers to clear up the confusion not because I need hair (got that) or boobs (got the man kind so don’t need those either). Sure you can get your “hair” restored in 4 weeks. It’s a “hair system” in other words, it’s little bits of someone else’s hair glued to your head. If you look closely, the ad is for Hair Club for Men. Once, at a conference, I sat behind a guy with a “hair system” it actually looked worse than a toupee. And, about the boobs. Mine were bigger and just as perky when I was young. Now, still big, just no perk. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/17 "2013-10-05T18:19:32Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Yeah. I’m talking about the ad that’s all over the place on this website. Anyone else think that woman is a not-very-good Photoshop job? No woman I’ve ever known had breasts like that, fake or real. I vote real. Why would they photoshop her breasts but leave his hair looking like that? ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/18 "2013-10-06T03:54:56Z")
I got two words for you on the hair thing: Steve Ballmer. I’m sure he would donate a billion or a couple of billion to a “cure” for baldness. It just doesn’t exist… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/19 "2013-10-06T04:09:48Z")
> [@Indistinguishable](#): > > [For the ad challenged](http://aranet.vo.llnwd.net/o28/resources/150x113/3714_0e51cc11-5c59-4db0-b2d3-098a7b51c1cf.jpg) I don’t believe that ad for a second. Clearly a photoshop. There’s no way that guy would be looking at her face. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/20 "2013-10-06T05:24:51Z")
I’d need to see a larger pic please. And if anyone would be kind enough, photoshop him out and her twin in. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303.md?page=2)