# Men: Restore your hair in as little as 4 weeks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303 "2013-10-03T22:25:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/21 "2013-10-06T07:46:56Z")
I’m now remember that classic painting “Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.” ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/22 "2013-10-06T13:33:29Z")
> [@TimeWinder](#): > > Probably got them from one weird trick developed by a local mom. Doctors hate her! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/23 "2013-10-06T13:37:46Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Aw man, guys with hair get all the weird breasts. Good, let them. Save all the A and B cups for us bald dudes. ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/24 "2013-10-06T19:00:35Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Doctors hate her! Yeah, because it’s the hair doctors don’t want you to know. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/25 "2013-10-06T19:50:46Z")
> [@China\_Guy](#): > > I got two words for you on the hair thing: Steve Ballmer. I’m sure he would donate a billion or a couple of billion to a “cure” for baldness. It just doesn’t exist… It does. It may be that many people are simply too squicked or freaked out to consider the prospect of a surgical solution, as I did …although a surgical solution may not fall under your description of a cure. [My thread on the topic for your reading pleasure.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=657548) I do agree, however, that 4 weeks is simply laughable. It took over 10 months after my surgical procedure to produce anything close to the results I was hoping for. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/26 "2013-10-09T04:03:12Z")
What in particular are you thinking are wrong with those breasts? The thing that I can maybe see is the lack of apparently cleavage for the size, but I’m not sure that couldn’t happen with a smaller breasted woman and a pushed up bra. I’m also not sure why you would take the photo with a smaller-breasted woman when so many who have had surgery to “fix” this “flaw” already exist. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303/27 "2013-10-09T21:06:24Z")
Is she going to crunch on his skull & suck out his brains? Just seems that way… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-restore-your-hair-in-as-little-as-4-weeks/670303.md?page=1)