# Men that refuse to take it up the butthole... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244 "2013-01-15T02:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/21 "2013-01-15T03:14:19Z")
With a name like **Kimmy\_Gibbler** I am intrigued with what activities you could perform on my butt hole. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/22 "2013-01-15T03:17:38Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > With a name like **Kimmy\_Gibbler** I am intrigued with what activities you could perform on my butt hole. Girrrrrrrrrrrl, I would tell you the T, but this is a family message board. ---
**Author:** ![KermitTheFrig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/47e85d/32.png) [@KermitTheFrig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KermitTheFrig)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/23 "2013-01-15T03:26:35Z")
Most men are deathly afraid that anything close to their butts, even during a prostate exam, might accidentally turn them gay. Mrs. Frig enjoys a well lubricated finger doing a bit of anal probing as she approaches an orgasm in combination with other oral and manual stimulation in front. And I enjoy the same, except despite repeated mentions, Mrs. F sometimes forgets there’s no natural lubrication back there. That can be a bit ouchy. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/24 "2013-01-15T03:30:10Z")
Male? Not gay? Won’t take it up the cornhole? Unemployed in this economy. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/25 "2013-01-15T03:39:35Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Male? Not gay? Won’t take it up the cornhole? > > Unemployed in this economy. Wait…we talkin’ figuratively or literally here? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/26 "2013-01-15T03:43:32Z")
Depends on if you are a republican or a democrat 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/27 "2013-01-15T03:45:10Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Depends on if you are a republican or a democrat 🙂 Lobster…crab…why not both? ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/28 "2013-01-15T03:49:35Z")
I’m willing to lick anywhere I stick my penis. Before I stick my penis in, even. 😃 I assume you feel the same. So, so start slurping. When will you be done? When I say so, that’s when. Otherwise, the sex toy stays in the package. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![orthohedron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ba8739/32.png) [@orthohedron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orthohedron)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/29 "2013-01-15T08:25:02Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > The analogy doesn’t work because most men are straight and aren’t interested in another man’s penis under any circumstances; most _women_ on the other hand have quite a bit of interest in that appendage. Plus, anal sex tends to be painful I’m told (never tried it personally); “it hurts” is a perfectly understandable reason why someone would avoid something. > > EDIT: An accurate analogy would be men going down on women…which as it happens a great many men do. THIS. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/30 "2013-01-15T11:51:47Z")
Moved to the BBQ Pit (where parody threads should go). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/31 "2013-01-15T13:34:42Z")
If there’s anything funnier than pro-feminist satire, I can’t imagine… Harlequin ichthyosis, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/32 "2013-01-15T14:25:40Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > If there’s anything funnier than pro-feminist satire, I can’t imagine… Harlequin ichthyosis, maybe? Well, I know something that isn’t… Ho hum, Vinyl Turnip is not amused… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/33 "2013-01-15T14:29:29Z")
Oh, he can be _such_ a little _bitch_, sometimes… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/34 "2013-01-15T15:47:42Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > In the interest of full disclosure (and to let my freak flag fly) I will admit to letting a woman shove a dildo up my ass on a couple of occasions (makes me think about that scene from “Something About Mary”). It was…interesting, but not something I care to repeat. But why not? Clearly you have some [uncomfortable body issues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15899661&postcount=43) going on. We must get to the bottom of this deeply embedded [societal issue](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15900042&postcount=51) raised by the concept of “not everybody likes having dildos up their ass.” ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/35 "2013-01-15T16:16:29Z")
As a gay man who enjoys on occasion penetrative anal sex, I wouldn’t let a woman stick a dildo up my ass. In fact, I’d find it very uncomfortable. I suppose I have body issues too… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/36 "2013-01-15T16:18:34Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > But why not? Clearly you have some [uncomfortable body issues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15899661&postcount=43) going on. We must get to the bottom of this deeply embedded [societal issue](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15900042&postcount=51) raised by the concept of “not everybody likes having dildos up their ass.” 😃 Touche. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/37 "2013-01-15T16:28:44Z")
This is why Autolycus was such a treasure to this board. He could have come in and explained to us all the ins and outs of ladles and butts. Too soon? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/38 "2013-01-15T17:09:59Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Well, I know something that isn’t… > > Ho hum, Vinyl Turnip is not amused… And how many not-amused people would it take to convince you that the problem was you? :dubious: > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > This is why Autolycus was such a treasure to this board. He could have come in and explained to us all the ins and outs of ladles and butts. > > Too soon? Nope, it’s what he would have wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/39 "2013-01-15T18:17:53Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > And how many not-amused people would it take to convince you that the problem was you? :dubious: There’s an old joke that goes: Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. That’s not funny. How gratifying to see we’ve come full circle. Progress! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/40 "2013-01-15T18:36:43Z")
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