# Men that refuse to take it up the butthole... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244 "2013-01-15T02:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/41 "2013-01-15T19:02:46Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > But I poop from there! And that is exactly why a lot of women won’t do it, but men get all butt hurt when we say no. Thank Og I married a guy who has no interest in butt-play. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/42 "2013-01-15T19:22:20Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > And that is exactly why a lot of women won’t do it, but men get all butt hurt when we say no. Thank Og I married a guy who has no interest in butt-play. He probably has no interest in porn, either, right? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/43 "2013-01-15T19:28:48Z")
“Yes, dear. Besides, if your Mom ever found out you had done such a disgusting and vile thing, she would probably drop dead right on the spot. Oh? Well, if you insist…” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/44 "2013-01-15T19:37:51Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Tut tut. I find if you want to get head, it helps to have a sense of humor. Nobody wants to blow a humorless straight guy! Excuses, excuses. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/45 "2013-01-15T20:02:33Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Girrrrrrrrrrrl, I would tell you the T, but this is a family message board. Yeah, now you are just blowing smoke, um, somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/46 "2013-01-15T20:17:17Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > And that is exactly why a lot of women won’t do it, but men get all butt hurt when we say no. Thank Og I married a guy who has no interest in butt-play. Not on the home field, anyway! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/47 "2013-01-15T21:02:58Z")
Well, you know what they say:Once you go “back”, you never go back. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/48 "2013-01-15T21:24:32Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > But why not? Clearly you have some [uncomfortable body issues](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15899661&postcount=43) going on. We must get to the bottom of this deeply embedded [societal issue](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15900042&postcount=51) raised by the concept of “not everybody likes having dildos up their ass.” Definitely, let’s get to the bottom of it. No ifs, ands, or buts. Let’s be really anal about it. Sphincter. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/49 "2013-01-15T21:26:41Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > There’s an old joke that goes: > > Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? > > A. That’s not funny. > > How gratifying to see we’ve come full circle. Progress! No, I don’t think it’s anything to do with feminism, just plain simple not-funniness. But, y’know, YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/50 "2013-01-15T21:43:02Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Well, I know something that isn’t… > > Ho hum, Vinyl Turnip is not amused… Don’t get into a humor fight with The Turnip. You are woefully unarmed. This thread is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/51 "2013-01-15T21:56:16Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Don’t get into a humor fight with The Turnip. You are woefully unarmed. This thread is my cite. So true, I’m told he’s very funny. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/52 "2013-01-15T22:40:10Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > He probably has no interest in porn, either, right? :rolleyes: So not wanting to play with ass equals no interest in porn? That is a ridiculous correlation. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/53 "2013-01-15T22:56:40Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > :rolleyes: So not wanting to play with ass equals no interest in porn? > > That is a ridiculous correlation. He’s suggesting your fooling yourself. As to how Bob Ducca knows what your husband likes to do with buttholes even better than his wife, I won’t speculate. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/54 "2013-01-15T22:58:49Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > He’s suggesting your fooling yourself. As to how Bob Ducca knows what your husband likes to do with buttholes even better than his wife, I won’t speculate. hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/55 "2013-01-15T23:18:15Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > He’s suggesting your fooling yourself. As to how Bob Ducca knows what your husband likes to do with buttholes even better than his wife, I won’t speculate. My previous experimentation with Mormonism is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/56 "2013-01-15T23:23:26Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > P.S.: I have PMed **FoieGrasIsEvil** for his response, so if it is not forthcoming, you should probably assume that the predicate of this thread doesn’t apply and that he enjoys a little butthole action errrry now and then. I love it when others try to put [del]genitalia[/del] words in other peoples [del]buttholes[/del] mouths…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/57 "2013-01-15T23:27:39Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > My previous experimentation with Mormonism is my cite. So you’re saying the Mormon dudes all wanted to do you up your asshole? ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/58 "2013-01-16T00:32:49Z")
> [@colander](#): > > So you’re saying the Mormon dudes all wanted to do you up your asshole? OMG, you all are killing me. I showed my husband this thread and we both had a fantastic laugh over it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/59 "2013-01-16T00:33:46Z")
> [@colander](#): > > So you’re saying the Mormon dudes all wanted to do you up your asshole? Only the married ones. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/60 "2013-01-16T01:11:12Z")
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