# Men that refuse to take it up the butthole... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244 "2013-01-15T02:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/61 "2013-01-16T01:56:30Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Wait a second, they _fuck_? My understanding is that their method of reproduction is some kind of budding thing – kind of like Utah has a massive yeast infestation. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/62 "2013-01-16T02:18:58Z")
Wow, the OP posts about one type of ass hole and would you believe it, another type appears. Assholes must flock together. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/63 "2013-01-16T02:21:12Z")
> [@](#): > > My understanding is that their method of reproduction is some kind of budding thing… Wait a second, they _don’t_ fuck? Can’t decide which is harder to believe. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/64 "2013-01-16T02:29:03Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Wow, the OP posts about one type of ass hole and would you believe it, another type appears. Assholes must flock together. Remember, assholes are only full of shit for very brief moments, which may or may not coincide with posting. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/65 "2013-01-16T02:32:38Z")
it is the _colon_ that is full of shit, it is the asshole that relieves the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/66 "2013-01-16T02:40:33Z")
Having had rectal surgery twice, for severe fissures, I would be obliged to decline (politely) to participate in anal sex. Doctor’s orders. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/67 "2013-01-16T02:49:42Z")
Well…how to put this delicately? Its not like there’s a catcher and a catcher, there’s a _pitcher_ and a catcher. Now, the catcher is Yogi Berra, so he’s what they call a “bottom”…No, this isn’t working at all well…if you really need to know, you’ll find out. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/68 "2013-01-16T03:18:44Z")
Given that most men tend to display an aversion to even looking at another man’s junk, much less making physical contact, the whole butt thing is not particularly surprising. Some part of that is surely cultural, especially the men who feign disgust at what they are attracted to, and some of it is a matter of taste. Just like how green bell peppers make me gag, I did not choose to be that way, it is inconvenient, but I am how I am. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/69 "2013-01-16T03:31:24Z")
Yeah, every capsicophobe sings the same tune. Don’t blame God for your bigotry, pepper-basher. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/70 "2013-01-16T03:53:50Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah, every capsicophobe sings the same tune. Don’t blame God for your bigotry, pepper-basher. > [@Loach](#): > > Don’t get into a humor fight with The Turnip. You are woefully unarmed. This thread is my cite. Quite indeed! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/71 "2013-01-16T04:16:39Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah, every capsicophobe sings the same tune. Don’t blame God for your bigotry, pepper-basher. I am actually not a capsicophobe, I like reds, yellows, chiles, habaneros, those little purple nightmares dreamed up by General Tso, even that Louisiana Alligator Spit. Just not the green bells. Make up some other word to describe me, you neoprene rutabaga. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/72 "2013-01-16T07:15:32Z")
> [@For You](#): > > I am actually not a capsicophobe, I like reds, yellows, chiles, habaneros, those little purple nightmares dreamed up by General Tso, even that Louisiana Alligator Spit. What? WHAT!? In the BUTT?? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/73 "2013-01-16T07:28:09Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > What? WHAT!? In the BUTT?? Probably best that you not know. I neither confirm nor deny having attempted what you suggest. Some of us are not masochists. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/74 "2013-01-16T15:09:30Z")
> [@For You](#): > > Probably best that you not know. I neither confirm nor deny having attempted what you suggest. Some of us are not masochists. It’s a Joke, from this [spoiler][https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg[/spoiler]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKE3dIrRIbg%5B/spoiler%5D) NSFW ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/75 "2013-01-16T19:11:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Well…how to put this delicately? Its not like there’s a catcher and a catcher, there’s a _pitcher_ and a catcher. Now, the catcher is Yogi Berra, so he’s what they call a “bottom”…No, this isn’t working at all well…if you really need to know, you’ll find out. When you come to the asshole in the road, take it. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/76 "2013-01-16T20:01:09Z")
It’s _déjà foutu_ all over again! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/77 "2013-01-16T20:06:09Z")
I’m thinkin’ Up the Down Staircase, only fewer teachers. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/78 "2013-01-16T22:37:28Z")
Just thought I’d share… I’m sitting in a Denny’s in Primm, NV. The accompanying music to this thread is now CCR’s “Lookin’ Out My Back Door”. 😃 That is all. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/79 "2013-01-16T23:10:13Z")
Irritable bowel syndrom. Internal hemorrhoids. So sorry, pray excuse. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/80 "2013-01-16T23:42:58Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > [Obligatory—_transparently, predictably_ obligatory—counter to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=678972)] > > …why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it (D\*-in-your-BH sex)? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to partake of it in other buttholes as well? If so, why? If not, why not? > > If you find it too painful, have you at least attempted it with [poppers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers) (alkyl nitrite)? Don’t you think you should at least try this adjunct before ruling it out entirely? See, the lameness of your parody shows when you have to suggest taking drugs as a way of getting over the likely pain, when there is no analog to that in the thread you are parodying. I guess the real issue is that you dislike **FoieGrasIsEvil** and don’t really get the massive divide between putting something in your mouth versus putting it up your butt. How you manage to get through life without grasping that difference is completely beyond me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244.md?page=5)