# Men that refuse to take it up the butthole... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244 "2013-01-15T02:12:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/101 "2013-01-24T09:29:29Z")
> [@Gary\_Oak](#): > > I like to fuck girl up the bum but i hate it when people touch my bum… beacause its feel like bumbsecs Sage words from Gary “You Can’t Ignore My Girth” Oak. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/102 "2013-01-24T09:32:54Z")
I think even if I were gay, I’d have “Exit only” tattooed above my butt. Just never seen the appeal of anal sex. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/103 "2013-01-24T10:41:03Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I think even if I were gay, I’d have “Exit only” tattooed above my butt. Just never seen the appeal of anal sex. Ah, but have you ever tried it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/104 "2013-01-24T13:54:11Z")
All I know is oral sex makes your day while anal sex makes your hole weak. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/105 "2013-01-24T14:04:13Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I think even if I were gay, I’d have “Exit only” tattooed above my butt. I suspect more than one gay hipster\* has already done just that. _\_ “It’s supposed to be _ironic_!” - Bring your own “redundant” joke. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/106 "2013-01-24T14:06:43Z")
> [@Stealth\_Potato](#): > > Ah, but have you ever tried it? 😉 username/post combo resulting in a disquieting mental image. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/107 "2013-01-24T14:24:45Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > username/post combo resulting in a disquieting mental image. 🙂 Stay away from his potato gun. ---
**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/108 "2013-01-24T19:50:05Z")
> [@Gary\_Oak](#): > > I like to fuck girl up the bum but i hate it when people touch my bum… beacause its feel like bumbsecs I thought when I was up late last night and I laughed until I couldn’t breathe it was because everything is funnier when you’re tired. Nope, I still think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/109 "2013-01-24T22:31:30Z")
Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…simply dislike the chocolate highway. So? Different strokes and all that. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/110 "2013-01-24T22:55:32Z")
Consecutive threads: Men that refuse to take it up the butthole. I’m not giving up my seat. Okaaaay. We get it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244/111 "2013-01-25T00:13:04Z")
Now it is: • Men that refuse to take it up the butthole • Stupid Republican idea of the day See how long we can keep this going eta: And after I posted, the following thread became “Another Evil Act of the Catholic Church” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-that-refuse-to-take-it-up-the-butthole/647244.md?page=5)