# Men: What constitutes "bad sex"? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 9, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045 "2006-09-09T05:09:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/121 "2006-09-12T09:05:11Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo \[/QUOTE] Nobody expects the Snort of Derision!!! Sorry, it’s just a funny phrase. An image popped into my head of a Monty Python skit where someone snorts and another guy says “Oh no! The Snort… OF DERISION!” ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/122 "2006-09-12T10:59:32Z")
Mary, Mary quite contrary Shave that bush It’s too damn hairy ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/123 "2006-09-12T12:11:48Z")
[QUOTE=samm] Um, hello. I am one of the girls who just lays there. I mean, not totally motionless or expressionless or silent, but there’s just not much to do when you are pinned under the guy in missionary position. And I love that position. It is my favorite. I love having my big sweaty boyfriend panting away on top of me. Other positions are okay and I will do it at his request but then I have to start overthinking everything. “What am I doing?” “What _should_ I be doing?” “How is he liking it?” “I feel awkward and clumsy.” etc. etc. and then I can rarely come. But when I am lying on my back with nothing to do and nothing to think about except how good it feels, I come 99% of the time. So which is worse: a lazy girl who comes easily or an enthusiastic girl who can’t come? 😛 [/QUOTE] Oh, shit, it’s a pity I don’t have the phone number of my first ex… he’d love you! Can’t promise you’d love him but then, he’s my ex. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/124 "2006-09-12T12:49:32Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] What’s wrong with a Lexus anyway? I feel like I’m missing something here. [/QUOTE] I’m not exactly sure myself. I think that she equated a Lexus with rich, materialistic, and Republican. Attributes that some may find a turn-on, but not her. ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/125 "2006-09-12T13:18:13Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I’m not exactly sure myself. I think that she equated a Lexus with rich, materialistic, and Republican. Attributes that some may find a turn-on, but not her. [/QUOTE] She should glad to be dating someone who has his own car. It’s slim pickings out there in the world. I had no idea a Lexus = eeeeevil… since my boyfriend drives a Camaro. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045/126 "2006-09-12T13:55:33Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] She should glad to be dating someone who has his own car. [/QUOTE] And maybe someday she will. 😛 She does all the driving in the relationship. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-what-constitutes-bad-sex/372045.md?page=6)