# Men! When Will These Things Be BACK In Style?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974 "2003-11-24T07:57:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/81 "2003-11-28T01:37:25Z")

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You sure he’s not American? All that macho posturing…

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/82 "2003-11-28T03:11:59Z")

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I’ve noticed that, in addition to the Nation of Islam crowd, young Conservative men (see: Tucker Carlson and his ilk) are wearing more bow ties. It seems to be a badge of honor. Just an observation.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/83 "2003-11-28T03:26:38Z")

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I seem to remember Sen. Paul Simon wearing one, especially during his aborted run for the presidency.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/84 "2003-11-28T03:46:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Including the pants pulled up to the nipples?

Um, actually that’s the one exception. 😉

Guys still wear bowties-they just wear them with formal wear.

I’d love to carry a ciggie holder-and I don’t even smoke! Just so I could be like Audrey in _Breakfast at Tiffanys_!

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/85 "2003-11-28T03:55:18Z")

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I wear a bowtie four days a week - I own about thirty of them.

I have a fedora - [this very one](http://www.villagehatshop.com/vhs_biltmore_bogart.html), in fact.

I own a number of three-piece suits, so vests are not uncommon for me. And since I do a fair number of formal functions, I also have several pairs of matching vests and bowties, because that’s a cool look.

- Rick

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/86 "2003-11-28T04:01:11Z")

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Oh no. You’re _that_ kind of attorney. Do you own any seersucker? 😉

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/87 "2003-11-28T04:14:32Z")

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I haven’t read the whole thread but I will , meanwhile…  
Damn, I must be out of touch w/ vogue.

I wear a hat every day, either a straw or a Stetson.  
I have a beard, trimmed short and neat very thick, blond/brown and soft. 😉  
I usually wear a vest, leather of course.  
I like my faded Wrangler jeans a bit tight. (no baggies)  
My boots, not so tight.

When I go out where dress codes apply, I’ll grab my black double-breasted jacket, my GOOD Stetson and my gold pocket watch.

I work hard outside everyday. So, I’ve usually got a good tan and good tone. Blue eyes too.  
So, just how bad is it? Do I need to get an extreme makeover or what?

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/88 "2003-11-28T04:27:08Z")

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Nah, you live in Texas, I think that’s the uniform.

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/89 "2003-11-28T04:49:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> **Including the pants pulled up to the nipples? 😃 Seriously, apart from that strange concept, I think the 1940s fashions look good on men (and 1920s for the ladies), and I’d like to wear them myself - but it might look a little precious in modern Sydney suburbia. I love those old black and white photos of rush-hour commuters pouring out of railway stations, and it’s just a sea of suits and hats. Very sharp.**

Fortunately, photos don’t carry the stink of a mass of sweating men wearing wool suits under the Australian sun. 😉

I have to wear a suit to work.

\<looks aside\> Hey, 29C degrees today (84F) – and it’s still spring! Good thing I have this frikkin’ neck-tie on!

A two-piece wool suit is terribly unpractical for our climate, but we’re stuck with it. Fortunately, three-piece suits (except formal wear) are never seen. It’s also acceptable to wander about the office and attend internal meetings without wearing a jacket.

I wear a straw cowboy hat in summer – particularly to concerts and raves – but it’s entirely tongue-in-cheek. The shade is nice, but mainly I like the attention. 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/90 "2003-11-28T05:28:10Z")

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**Bricker** , that site is GREAT. Cloches, pillbox hats…_drool_

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/91 "2003-11-28T20:58:12Z")

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**beards (non-muslims)**

Still popular among some college professors, Unix gurus, and the zymurgy/beer connoisseur crowd.

**bowties**

Popular among eccentric college professors and high school teachers.

**berets**

I’ve increasingly seen them among the hipster doofus/emo crowd.

\*\*hats (no, NOT baseball caps)[/v]

You mean 1950s “take the 7:12 New Haven to work on Madison Avenue” fedoras? Probably something that will probably be adopted among hipster doofuses in a few years.

I’m wondering about the return of Hitler moustaches.

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/92 "2003-11-28T21:36:12Z")

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How about those nifty straw “boater” hats? I have a picture of my late grandfather in one…he looked really cool?  
Can you still buy them?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/93 "2003-11-28T22:56:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \*  
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> I’d love to see a resurgence of the long cigarette holders ladies of the 20s and 30s often dangled in their dainty fingers, dahling. \*\*

I gotta second that.

They’re sexy. I think it’s the Freudian symbolism…

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/94 "2003-12-01T16:14:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Quack \*  
> \*\*Heheh, **Enola** , those cigarette holders are awesome. If I smoked, I would make a point to use them. \*\*

[http://www.denicotea.de/eng/prod.htm](http://www.denicotea.de/eng/prod.htm)

Alas, the high-end holders seem to be only available in Europe…perhaps one can contact their friendly neighborhood tobacconist to arrainge importing a few for their prefferred customers?

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/95 "2003-12-01T17:11:07Z")

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I’ve got a co-worker that wears bowties most of the time to work. I can’t help but think “Can you pass me the popcorn, Orville?” I’m afraid that except for formal attire, these should not make a comeback.

I’ve been hemming and hawing on buying an [inverness cape](http://bodyhangings.com/inverness.html) for myself though, but really don’t want all of the Sherlock Holmes ribs.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/96 "2003-12-01T17:36:05Z")

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“How about those nifty straw “boater” hats? I have a picture of my late grandfather in one…he looked really cool?  
Can you still buy them?”

Yes. I priced one a few years ago when I was going to have a 1920s croquet party on the lawn. I think they cost about $80.

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/97 "2003-12-01T18:27:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Scrivener \*  
> I have an old fedora that I’ve Scotchgarded, so that rain rolls right off it. Great on chilly, rainy Jersey days…
> 
> And I’m female.

[This wouldn’t be you, would it?](http://www.artofkenmartin.com/gallery3/fedora/fedora.htm) 😉

I might have to give a try to a [News Boy cap](http://www.zootsuitstore.com/Shopping/Catalog/hats.asp?subcategory=&wf=29). Kinda like a cross between a baseball cap and a beret and very American.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/98 "2003-12-01T18:35:12Z")

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Dude, mark that shit “Not Safe for Work” next time, would you please?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/99 "2003-12-01T18:36:18Z")

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and no, I _don’t_ mean the Siegel’s store site. 😛

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-when-will-these-things-be-back-in-style/214974/100 "2003-12-01T18:53:17Z")

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Many thanks for that timely warning, **Olentzero**.

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