# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/201 "2013-03-21T15:54:54Z")
I don’t see avatars anymore. I figured they were down or something. For those who see avis, do you see mine? And, OP, more boobs or get the fuck out. I would like the words ‘Nzinga, bouncing’ on my gif, please. Thanks. I’m not stuck up like some of these posters. I think your boobs are just fine, baby. Those haters just jelly. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/202 "2013-03-21T16:08:49Z")
I don’t really get all the hating, either. If my experience with real-life encounters with Dopers is any guide, though, all the guys talking shit are probably doing so because they’re disappointed your tits are smaller than theirs. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/203 "2013-03-21T16:43:03Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I don’t see avatars anymore. I figured they were down or something. For those who see avis, do you see mine? > > And, OP, more boobs or get the fuck out. I would like the words ‘Nzinga, bouncing’ on my gif, please. Thanks. > > I’m not stuck up like some of these posters. I think your boobs are just fine, baby. Those haters just jelly. Well, if its that or GTFO, I suppose I can fulfill your request. So here you go: [Nzinga, bouncing 1](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-PPcVvIxhoL4/UUs3nZSZydI/AAAAAAAAAFc/BBbuFZNEA8s/s187/Nzingabounceing1.gif)And/ or [Nzinga bouncing 2](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-C9Cy_ZPLMFk/UUs3nWVLBdI/AAAAAAAAAFg/EwsK3ZWunEY/s238/Nzingabounceing2.gif) Sorry, my hair was in the way a bit ^^; ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/204 "2013-03-21T17:25:19Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > Well, if its that or GTFO, I suppose I can fulfill your request. Paypal me $100, or GTFO. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/205 "2013-03-21T17:28:29Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > Paypal me $100, or GTFO. I sent $100 to MOIDALIZE at ACME INC. They sent me an Anvil as a receipt. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/206 "2013-03-21T17:45:01Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > I don’t really get all the hating, either. If my experience with real-life encounters with Dopers is any guide, though, all the guys talking shit are probably doing so because they’re disappointed your tits are smaller than theirs. Is it “free motorboat for white knights” day, or something? ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/207 "2013-03-21T17:55:39Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Is it “free motorboat for white knights” day, or something? Possibly. Though since I’m in a long-term relationship and I don’t fall into the “Women: How Do They Work?” IMHO crew, the idea of free motorboating is less likely to send me into a fapping frenzy than our more socially retarded members here. I just honestly don’t get the disgust for the boob pics. They seem all right to me, and obviously to others, since they keep requesting variations. But like I said, I’m in a healthy relationship, so my opinion on such matters can definitely be seen as an outlier on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/208 "2013-03-21T18:19:41Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > Gee-zus, **Turnip** , that’s one hell of a penance. What proportionally heinous act/s have you committed to deserve such comeuppance, and where are the charred flags, kicked puppies and bodies hidden? > > Repent, man, before she gifs again Well, he didn’t repent… but I won’t subject him to another jiggle gif with his name on it. Just a jpeg image with his name on it ^\_- [For cute Vinyl](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8518/8578188496_67d3da638b_b.jpg) But in all seriousness, I can take jabs just fine. I hope, at least, this puts the “Shopped” crap to bed even if you think its my mother or a sister or a girlfriend or a random hooker and not the most logical thing of it just being me doing so to show I’m good humored enough to back my self up. You think its more likely a random guy is writing this rather than a woman with what you suppose is an uncommon view about other women? Next you will tell me no woman in the world would WANT to be a wife or homemaker just cause we have finally been allowed to actually go out and achieve what any other man has been able too. @Mangetout: I can completely understand a woman who has accidentally shown off more than she intended to making you feel embarrassed! I would be kinda shocked to see a guys random wang accidentally poke out of his shorts while sitting down (Something I have seen at my public park… and kinda just blushed and looked away myself) But thats not really intended. ^^ ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/209 "2013-03-21T18:43:45Z")
God, you sad, sad woman. Just stop. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/210 "2013-03-21T19:01:15Z")
I just hope that if my wife ever looks up my username on Google Images, those aren’t the first two things that jump out at her. I can’t think of a convincing explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/211 "2013-03-21T19:07:48Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > God, you sad, sad woman. Just stop. Hello **ladyfoxfyre**! Here is your Official Straight Dope Rainy Day Activity Kit™ Simply rearrange the following words into a post. It’s easy! **forcing keep Nobody’s opening this thread to you .** ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/212 "2013-03-21T19:10:31Z")
. . .nuthin but net. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/213 "2013-03-21T19:15:52Z")
Oh please. Like everybody here isn’t also just watching the train wreck. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/214 "2013-03-21T19:26:00Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Hello **ladyfoxfyre**! Here is your > > Official Straight Dope Rainy Day Activity Kit™ > > Simply rearrange the following words into a post. It’s easy! > > **forcing keep Nobody’s opening this thread to you .** I think she just wants some attention _hugs ladyfoxfyre_ Well. I SAY she… but its likely a man o.o ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/215 "2013-03-21T19:26:15Z")
Well, I, for one am not watching any stupid trains. I’m watching the titties. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/216 "2013-03-21T19:28:14Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > I think she just wants some attention _hugs ladyfoxfyre_ > Well. I SAY she… but its likely a man o.o Internet Rule #1. Assume all female usernames are guys. Probably 13-15 year olds. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/217 "2013-03-21T19:30:30Z")
True story. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/218 "2013-03-21T19:52:16Z")
Here are my tits [http://fap.to/images/full/41/194/1946050094.jpg](http://fap.to/images/full/41/194/1946050094.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/219 "2013-03-21T19:52:54Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > You think its more likely a random guy is writing this rather than a woman with what you suppose is an uncommon view about other women? Nothing uncommon about your view about other women, and I’m sure your charitable acts are being frenetically appreciated by a few while others are a little more… amused by your generosity. I’d be hard-pressed to guess whose masturbatory fantasies are being better served here: yours, or theirs. Regardless, your behavior isn’t all that uncommon, either, as every week or so we get some exhibitionist fapper who pens some long “confession” that he’s into humiliation, cuckholding, diapers or some such and we all feel dirtier for the unsolicited porn. Mods usually shut that shit down pretty quick, though, as ill-fitting to the board’s theme. Personally I’m hoping that your behavior won’t prompt a slew of Doper jerk-off gifs that prompt the addition of a porn section, but hey, your sloppy grafitti beats long discussions of digestive issues, farts, and skin conditions, so… fap on, girl. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/220 "2013-03-21T19:59:15Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Here are my tits > > [http://fap.to/images/full/41/194/1946050094.jpg](http://fap.to/images/full/41/194/1946050094.jpg) I pictured you a couple years younger. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=12)