# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/301 "2013-03-22T21:08:15Z")
I can see your avatar, **Nzinga**. Just sayin… ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/302 "2013-03-22T21:09:54Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > I can see your avatar, **Nzinga**. > > Just sayin… \*Thank \*_you_! I don’t know why I can’t see the avis anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/303 "2013-03-22T21:13:13Z")
SDMB pages never finish loading for me anymore, but I do get the avatars. Might be a greasemonkey thing. So, that’s “Dath Nader”, with a smiley face, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/304 "2013-03-22T21:14:22Z")
SDMB pages never finish loading for me anymore, but I do get the avatars. Might be a greasemonkey thing. So, that’s “Dath Nader”, with a smiley face, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/305 "2013-03-22T21:15:34Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > SDMB pages never finish loading for me anymore, but I do get the avatars. Might be a greasemonkey thing. > > So, that’s “Dath Nader”, with a smiley face, okay? Yes, yes. Trying to get my mom to hold still. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/306 "2013-03-22T21:22:08Z")
Double post, and I still couldn’t spell my name right. Behold the power of boobs! ---
**Author:** ![BrunetteAlways37](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f17d59/32.png) [@BrunetteAlways37](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrunetteAlways37)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/307 "2013-03-22T21:33:28Z")
I don’t care if he looks…I think that is awesome! That normally means that you ARE not a bad looking lady… The ones who don’t look are normally gay, don’t like your type (you’re not their preference, don’t take it bad), or just lost a female loved one… I really don’t mind, but if he gets crazy around me, then I draw the line & move out…LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/308 "2013-03-22T21:36:41Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > I don’t think women are victims, I think you’re a dick. OK. Enjoy life with that chip on your shoulder., ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/309 "2013-03-22T21:37:56Z")
> [@BrunetteAlways37](#): > > I don’t care if he looks…I think that is awesome! That normally means that you ARE not a bad looking lady… > > The ones who don’t look are normally gay, don’t like your type (you’re not their preference, don’t take it bad), or just lost a female loved one… > > I really don’t mind, but if he gets crazy around me, then I draw the line & move out…LOL! LOL ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/310 "2013-03-22T22:16:04Z")
Alright, who forgot to turn the Bimbo-Signal off? ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/311 "2013-03-22T22:21:04Z")
An outline of Catwoman’s bust? Which would it be? Hallie berry or Anne Hathaway? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/312 "2013-03-22T22:28:28Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Alright, who forgot to turn the Bimbo-Signal off? You shut your mouth. How dare you try to take titties away from us. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/313 "2013-03-22T22:35:04Z")
Alright fellas. Free ride over. Let’s see those big dick gifs. You may write, “Nzinga, Seated; Long Time Member of the SDMB” along the shaft. And, jiggle them balls. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/314 "2013-03-22T23:04:34Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Alright fellas. Free ride over. Let’s see those big dick gifs. > > You may write, “Nzinga, Seated; Long Time Member of the SDMB” along the shaft. > > And, jiggle them balls. If I could write all that my dick pics would already be out there. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/315 "2013-03-22T23:05:37Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Alright fellas. Free ride over. Let’s see those big dick gifs. > > You may write, “Nzinga, Seated; Long Time Member of the SDMB” along the shaft. > > And, jiggle them balls. _I slunk, defeated_ I can’t compete with that ; ; There are so MANY huge dicks here! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/316 "2013-03-22T23:07:24Z")
Heeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/317 "2013-03-23T03:18:32Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Alright, who forgot to turn the Bimbo-Signal off? “Commissioner Gordon, your wife wants to _discuss_ your overuse of the Bimbo Signal. Batman can’t help you now…” ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/318 "2013-03-24T11:53:47Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > “Commissioner Gordon, your wife wants to _discuss_ your overuse of the Bimbo Signal. Batman can’t help you now…” Who the hell was Gordon’s wife anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/319 "2013-03-24T11:59:24Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > Who the hell was Gordon’s wife anyway? \*\ \* He apparently had 2. [Barbara Eileen Gordon](http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Barbara_Kean_Gordon) and [Sarah Essen](http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_Essen_Gordon). ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/320 "2013-03-24T12:23:31Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > For shits and giggles, I ran the same search on my name. No boobs, far too much Jeff Goldblum.(snip) People said the same thing about _Jurassic Park_ and that grossed $350 million domestically, so maybe too much Jeff Goldblum isn’t a bad thing, even without the boobs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=17)