# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/61 "2013-03-15T19:55:34Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Agreed. Thank you for taking the unwarrented insults in good humor. And **Giraffe** and **Marley** , you should know better. I’m just relieved I didn’t scare her away. It’s been a while since we’ve seen your Larry-from-Three’s-Company side, I’d have felt terrible if we’d missed it just because of my baseless suspicions. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/62 "2013-03-15T19:56:41Z")
Greyhound Bus’ stock just went up, they must have finally sold another ticket. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/63 "2013-03-15T20:00:28Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > besides, everyone knows what pervs drunk smurfs are. Drunky Smurfs are mostly talk, owing to their teeny tiny itsy bitty lil tallywaker. Least that’s what I’ve heard. Usually if I’m staring at someone’s chest it’s because I’m trying to read the weird font written there. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/64 "2013-03-15T20:10:13Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Really? In my 13 years on this board, I don’t think I’ve seen it even once. Somehow I’ve managed to avoid every time. Maybe threads like that just don’t interest me. Are ou suggesting that you’ve never seen a troll on the SD? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/65 "2013-03-15T20:15:33Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Agreed. Thank you for taking the unwarrented insults in good humor. It does look like I was DD-wrong here. > [@](#): > > And **Giraffe** and **Marley** , you should know better. You realize that even if you stick up for her she still won’t let you touch them, right? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/66 "2013-03-15T20:16:52Z")
> [@Meatros](#): > > Are ou suggesting that you’ve never seen a troll on the SD? I’ve seen trolls but I don’t recall that particular situation. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/67 "2013-03-15T20:18:07Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > \*\*James Otto Sweet Heart’s \*\*sock detected!!! nice. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/68 "2013-03-15T20:22:23Z")
Some in this thread may find this helpful. > [@](#): > > [Are Greyhound tickets refundable?](http://www.greyhound.com/en/ticketsandtravel/refundsandexchanges.aspx) > > A. Not all tickets are refundable. It really depends on the type of ticket that was purchased. In almost all cases there is a refundable and non-refundable fare available for the same trip. Non-refundable fares have no refund value, but can be exchanged for another ticket for the exact same trip on a later date. Refundable fares are subject to a 20% cancellation fee but can be refunded. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/69 "2013-03-15T20:24:32Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Touché, I guess. French for “touched”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/70 "2013-03-15T20:28:48Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I’ve seen trolls but I don’t recall that particular situation. I was alluding to the larger troll problem, some of whom I’m reasonably sure have been not quite so female as they’ve intimated. I agree that there haven’t been many who’ve led with a “please ogle my boobs!” gambit, however. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/71 "2013-03-15T20:44:48Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > You realize that even if you stick up for her she still won’t let you touch them, right? :rolleyes: Joke’s on you, **tdn** has a 3d printer. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/72 "2013-03-15T20:49:21Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I’ve seen trolls but I don’t recall that particular situation. Ah, okay. Perhaps not here, but the phenomenon is ubiquitous on forums everywhere. BB’s forums have the problem so bad that if you so much as imply you are a Oman in the Misc section there will be demands for spoon pics. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/73 "2013-03-15T20:53:09Z")
> [@Meatros](#): > > Ah, okay. Perhaps not here, but the phenomenon is ubiquitous on forums everywhere. BB’s forums have the problem so bad that if you so much as imply you are a Oman in the Misc section there will be demands for spoon pics. Anytime someone tells me they’re an Oman, I demand spoon pics as well. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/74 "2013-03-15T21:10:34Z")
I don’t get the Greyhound references. PS. And welcome to the Dope, Donna! ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/75 "2013-03-15T21:20:47Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > The words? LMAO! You really ARE a skeptical bunch! Fine, I’ll take my camera later and make a video of it, all jiggle and everything. If THAT doesn’t convince you then you have some serious issues. Hell, I’ll write your name on them too. 🙂 Shoe on head or its a fake. Also, tits or GTFO. When did the SDMB become 4chan? And finally, I’m shocked to see a join date of this month. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/76 "2013-03-15T21:28:05Z")
Thsi board needs more **Donna Langs**. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/77 "2013-03-15T21:29:32Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > The words? LMAO! You really ARE a skeptical bunch! Fine, I’ll take my camera later and make a video of it, all jiggle and everything. If THAT doesn’t convince you then you have some serious issues. Hell, I’ll write your name on them too. 🙂 > > [For the straight dope 2.1](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8381/8560438386_83fa19d568_z.jpg) > > This pic had the O better adjusted, but it was a bit closer than I wanted in the shot. Hi, do you like… uh… stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/78 "2013-03-15T21:32:17Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > (Fugly slut is just a joke from another thread. I’m not offended.) Yeah, **Donna Lange** , it’s a joke from another thread. If I hadn’t already changed my username I’d ask to change it to Fugly Slut because that thread was hilarious. Here’s the thread. > **[Solosam, you are a lazy liar](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=684733)** > > So in this charming thread, a dude posted a story in which a woman got on an elevator with him then spent the elevator ride cowered in a corner clutching a bottle of pepper spray. Solosam posted repeatedly about how, in those circumstances, he would... User, **the lone cashew** , has a melt down and starts calling some female users ugly and sluts. The slut fun begins in the last post of page 5. > [@](#): > > besides, everyone knows what pervs drunk smurfs are. How YOU doing hot and sexy? > [@kayaker](#): > > Drunky Smurfs are mostly talk, owing to their teeny tiny itsy bitty lil tallywaker. Least that’s what I’ve heard. You said you wouldn’t tell anyone. ☹ > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I was alluding to the larger troll problem, some of whom I’m reasonably sure have been not quite so female as they’ve intimated. > > I agree that there haven’t been many who’ve led with a “please ogle my boobs!” gambit, however. I admire her strategy. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/79 "2013-03-15T22:09:01Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > You may want to subscribe for a membership if you want to properly promote your porn. Your links may be better suited to the Marketplace, ya freak. Were there links in the OP that were removed? I don’t see any edit stamp nor any mod warnings. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/80 "2013-03-15T22:17:39Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > Were there links in the OP that were removed? I don’t see any edit stamp nor any mod warnings. Yup. She removed the link to her photo album, but don’t despair: with a little creative clicking, and you should be able to get to the whole album of mammary delights. Bonus for all you monkeys: there’s a hawt banana shot!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=5)