# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/81 "2013-03-15T22:45:50Z")
“You pride yourself upon an animal faculty in respect to which the Walmart Shopper is your equal and the Holstein infinitely your superior!” (somebody will recognize this bowdlerized quote) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/82 "2013-03-15T23:02:31Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Hi, do you like… uh… stuff? May Lemmy bless you intergalactic gladiadior, and you two, donna, always ;);)😉 ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/83 "2013-03-15T23:16:16Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > Yup. She removed the link to her photo album Hmm, didn’t think there was a way to alter a post without an edit stamp appearing at the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/84 "2013-03-15T23:28:56Z")
How long is it okay for me to stare? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/85 "2013-03-15T23:57:38Z")
And how are you with the jerking off part? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/86 "2013-03-15T23:59:47Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > Hmm, didn’t think there was a way to alter a post without an edit stamp appearing at the bottom. Pretty sure mods can do that. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/87 "2013-03-16T00:04:52Z")
> [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > You keep your cleavage away from me, [Donna Lange.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263190/Donna-Lange-51-smothers-boyfriend-death-breasts-drunken-row-caravan.html) Sweet, now I have my answer for the **Going out in a blaze of glory** thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/88 "2013-03-16T00:06:13Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Pretty sure mods can do that. Well, that makes sense. I just figure if a new person registers then immediately links titty pics, that in addition to removing the link mods would post a warning “Welcome to the Dope, some of us like titties but let’s first get to know your beautiful mind.” Seeing no warning, I was confused. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/89 "2013-03-16T01:10:29Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > [For the straight dope 1](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8390/8560437740_e9e3f55697_z.jpg) > > [For the straight dope 2](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8389/8559329391_88fd9f825d_z.jpg) Best…cite…EVER. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/90 "2013-03-16T01:24:51Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Best…cite…EVER. See **Aldebaran** …_that’s_ how you do it! ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/91 "2013-03-16T01:44:01Z")
There was no links in this thread to the flickr before the proof shots. So I have no idea what he is on about. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/92 "2013-03-16T01:44:32Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Thsi board needs more **Donna Langs**. Typing one handed? ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/93 "2013-03-16T01:46:57Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Touché, I guess. You can look, but don’t touché. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/94 "2013-03-16T01:51:46Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > See **Aldebaran** …_that’s_ how you do it! Now, I can truly say…my “post” is my cite. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/95 "2013-03-16T01:55:58Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Typing one handed? Sttttiickyyyy kkkkeyyyys ---
**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/96 "2013-03-16T02:33:24Z")
An early contender for best new user of the year. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/97 "2013-03-16T03:29:20Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > There was no links in this thread to the flickr before the proof shots. So I have no idea what he is on about. She was joking. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/98 "2013-03-16T03:37:05Z")
If the next step is paying to see my own username written there, I might be in. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/99 "2013-03-16T11:30:36Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > How long is it okay for me to stare? Until I’m no longer visible. If you stare longer than that I would guess you aren’t really staring at me then! > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > And how are you with the jerking off part? Jerk away. If it makes you feel good and it doesn’t hurt anyone else then I don’t care ^_^ @Maserschmidt: Who said you would have to pay? I’d do it for free ^_^ ---
**Author:** ![Meurglys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@Meurglys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meurglys)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/100 "2013-03-16T11:38:44Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Usually if I’m staring at someone’s chest it’s because I’m trying to read the weird font written there. That would be Areola Bold, I take it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=6)