# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/141 "2013-03-19T16:17:25Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Easy there, Hoss. You don’t want to be erecting your trouser tent just yet. The spitting boxer cobra has a mind of its own. You charm the snake, and it uncoils. don’t blame me, I just live here. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/142 "2013-03-19T16:28:24Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Easy there, Hoss. You don’t want to be erecting your trouser tent just yet. Well he \*is \*a pizza guy. I’ve seen enough documentaries about pizza delivery to know where this story is headed. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/143 "2013-03-19T16:30:47Z")
Take home message: never order a white pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/144 "2013-03-19T17:24:38Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Dude, society was just messin with ya. This. Chicks want you to stare at their titties. That is why they put them on display for all to see. If they didn’t want you oogling their titties then they would cover them up. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/145 "2013-03-19T17:50:31Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > Hehe, never said I was pretty and as for looking away, thats your choice. But my question is why the shame face? It looks like you just need to visit a place like this: [http://www.yelp.com/biz/trousseau-ltd-vienna](http://www.yelp.com/biz/trousseau-ltd-vienna) I wouldn’t try to pick up the Thanksgiving turkey with a pair of chopsticks… ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/146 "2013-03-19T18:05:35Z")
> [@Donna\_Lange](#): > > The whole board is based on the skeptical mind and rationality That’s what it was originally based on, sure, but we’ve since expanded into other important areas. Clothing the half-naked. Feeding the attention-starved. Empowering the insecure to indiscriminately flirt in every single thread they post in, thereby shrugging off the shackles of context and dignity. It’s noble work that we do. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/147 "2013-03-19T18:10:21Z")
Jesus, what the fuck is this thread? Some random March 2013 posts a bunch of tit photos, the Doper Involuntarily Celibate Brigade all show up to fap, and I guess there’s people all hot and bothered by the idea of seeing more? Bwuh? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/148 "2013-03-19T18:26:28Z")
I’ve got a two word answer for you: Spring Break. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/149 "2013-03-19T18:32:14Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Jesus, what the fuck is this thread? Some random March 2013 posts a bunch of tit photos, the Doper Involuntarily Celibate Brigade all show up to fap, and I guess there’s people all hot and bothered by the idea of seeing more? _wipes the sweat from your brow_ ^\_- ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/150 "2013-03-19T18:34:35Z")
You’re supposed to keep the creep to PMs only, **Bob**. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/151 "2013-03-19T18:35:28Z")
Don’t worry, I’ve got my pepper spray. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/152 "2013-03-19T18:39:44Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > You’re supposed to keep the creep to PMs only, **Bob**. > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Don’t worry, I’ve got my pepper spray. Ladies, ladies… please. You’re going to make Donna jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/153 "2013-03-19T18:41:44Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Boy, colleges go on Spring Break and this is what we get on The Dope. > > :rolleyes: Like this chick’s ever been near a college. Tittygods bless you and her always!!:):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/154 "2013-03-19T21:02:13Z")
I’m a bit confused by all of these Spring Break comments. Not to be a dick (lord knows I have no room to talk), but those do not appear to be the breasts of some 20 year old co ed. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/155 "2013-03-19T21:05:32Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Jesus, what the fuck is this thread? Some random March 2013 posts a bunch of tit photos, the Doper Involuntarily Celibate Brigade all show up to fap, and I guess there’s people all hot and bothered by the idea of seeing more? > > Bwuh? You’re just jealous. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/156 "2013-03-19T21:10:02Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > This. > > Chicks want you to stare at their titties. That is why they put them on display for all to see. If they didn’t want you oogling their titties then they would cover them up. True dat. I don’t even wear shorts during the summer time because I don’t want anyone looking at my legs. I wear pants, regardless of the humidity, with leggings underneath just in case. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/157 "2013-03-19T21:16:22Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I’m a bit confused by all of these Spring Break comments. Not to be a dick (lord knows I have no room to talk), but those do not appear to be the breasts of some 20 year old co ed. Haven’t you heard? 50’s the new 20. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/158 "2013-03-19T21:19:05Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I’m a bit confused by all of these Spring Break comments. Not to be a dick (lord knows I have no room to talk), but those do not appear to be the breasts of some 20 year old co ed. My guess is that somebody coaxed their mom or sister or friend (notice I didn’t say girlfriend or wife?) into posing for the “verification” pics and now they’re trolling the hell out of this place while they’re on spring break. I can’t even imagine the PM’s being exchanged between this “Donna” and some of the more desperate Dopers. I mean, I can imagine it but I don’t want to. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/159 "2013-03-19T21:19:15Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > True dat. I don’t even wear shorts during the summer time because I don’t want anyone looking at my legs. I wear pants, regardless of the humidity, with leggings underneath just in case. They don’t call you Mean Old Lady for nuttin’ !!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/160 "2013-03-19T21:25:44Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > My guess is that somebody coaxed their mom or sister or friend (notice I didn’t say girlfriend or wife?) into posing for the “verification” pics and now they’re trolling the hell out of this place while they’re on spring break. I take it you didn’t see her whole portfolio when she first posted? Her homepage was set to a photo series that included creative banana holding, creative banana licking, and what I assume to be was chocolate syrup. Dear god let it be chocolate syrup ::weeps:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020.md?page=9)