# Men who stare... and act ashamed about it.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 15, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020 "2013-03-15T16:55:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/161 "2013-03-19T21:33:55Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> I take it you didn’t see her whole portfolio when she first posted? Her homepage was set to a photo series that included creative banana holding, creative banana licking, and what I assume to be was chocolate syrup. Dear god let it be chocolate syrup ::weeps::

I may have already been fighting the effects of \*\*Diosa’s \*\*pepper spray when that was posted, so I missed it.

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**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/162 "2013-03-19T21:41:31Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I may have already been fighting the effects of \*\*Diosa’s \*\*pepper spray when that was posted, so I missed it.

I understand. Sprayed my own eyes, I did.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/163 "2013-03-19T21:50:53Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> Dear god let it be chocolate syrup ::weeps::

Two girls, one chocolate syrup?

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**Author:** ![obifema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b38774/32.png) [@obifema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obifema)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/164 "2013-03-19T21:57:50Z")

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Donna tanx a lot 4d titty pics (& I must confess dey aint d@ bad). Wen’s d titty video due 🙂

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/165 "2013-03-19T22:26:41Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> If you’re going to frame the picture, you don’t get to complain when people look at it.

“If you’re gonna advertise, I get to window-shop.” 😉

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**Author:** ![obifema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b38774/32.png) [@obifema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obifema)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/166 "2013-03-19T22:37:49Z")

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@ CaptainMurdock: if u’r gonna advertise, I get to window-shop.  
Nice touch ;)🙂

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/167 "2013-03-19T23:06:18Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> I understand. Sprayed my own eyes, I did.

You are killing me.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/168 "2013-03-20T01:29:32Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> I can’t even imagine the PM’s being exchanged between this “Donna” and some of the more desperate Dopers. I mean, I can imagine it but I don’t want to.

Yeah? Well guess what, Rikki Tikki— the drooling tapioca trouser cobra wants what it wants!

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/169 "2013-03-20T12:11:57Z")

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> [@Troppus](#):
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> I understand. Sprayed my own eyes, I did.

Don’t bogart the pepper spray, yo. Squirt, squirt, pass!

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/170 "2013-03-20T13:54:43Z")

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How’s she gonna know who to pass to if she can’t see? 🙂

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/171 "2013-03-20T13:55:42Z")

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> [@Donna\_Lange](#):
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> [snip] I don’t **whip out my vagina** at a hot guy. [snip]

[bold mine]

Not picking on you Donna but if a woman has a vagina that is capable of being “whipped out” I don’t think a hot guy would want to see it. In fact, I think medical consultation is in order.

Bubba  
_Who once tried to whip out his belly button and failed._

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/172 "2013-03-20T14:12:05Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> How’s she gonna know who to pass to if she can’t see? 🙂

To the left. Always to the left.

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**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/173 "2013-03-21T00:45:07Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Yeah? Well guess what, Rikki Tikki— the drooling tapioca trouser cobra wants what it wants!

As previously promised, a better [Cite!](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-NCdhgdsCA4U/UUpWptx1V6I/AAAAAAAAAE0/YwvAP7bzxQE/s130/VinylTurnipCite2.gif) for you Vinyl Turnip 😛

Also, I’m going to school and in my 30s, So yes, I actually AM on spring break 😛

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/174 "2013-03-21T01:12:24Z")

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Was there an earthquake during the filming?

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/175 "2013-03-21T01:26:19Z")

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One trick pony.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/176 "2013-03-21T01:47:21Z")

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> [@fisha](#):
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> One trick pony.

Does anyone complain when a Lippenzaner stallion does its one trick?

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/177 "2013-03-21T01:55:05Z")

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I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on it… Ugh.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/178 "2013-03-21T02:57:07Z")

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> [@Donna\_Lange](#):
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> As previously promised, a better [Cite!](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-NCdhgdsCA4U/UUpWptx1V6I/AAAAAAAAAE0/YwvAP7bzxQE/s130/VinylTurnipCite2.gif) for you Vinyl Turnip 😛
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> Also, I’m going to school and in my 30s, So yes, I actually AM on spring break 😛

I can’t believe anyone would call you an attention whore. That’s just crazy.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/179 "2013-03-21T03:08:05Z")

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Hoo boy.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-who-stare-and-act-ashamed-about-it/653020/180 "2013-03-21T03:12:39Z")

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Well my day’s ruined.

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