# Men -- would you rather be...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-would-you-rather-be/379990
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [November 11, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-would-you-rather-be/379990 "2006-11-11T09:17:46Z")
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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-would-you-rather-be/379990/41 "2006-11-14T20:27:35Z")

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Neither. I see no particular advantage to being tall or having a large penis.

No, really. I don’t.

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### Author: ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-would-you-rather-be/379990/42 "2006-11-14T20:47:28Z")

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I’m tall and I’d be delighted if a lady doper were to give my penis a practical.

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