# Men's Footless Panty Hose **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207 "2018-05-15T12:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/1 "2018-05-15T12:46:03Z")
Today while checking Amazon to see if my order shipped; I peeked at the “New and Interesting Finds.” I found a cute key chain shaped like a wedge of watermelon shipped by “Suppion” so I checked their storefront to see what else they sell. Among other things I found [”Men Footless Panty Hose](https://www.amazon.com/SUPPION-Footless-Pantyhose-Tights-Bodysuit/dp/B0779GL5CN/ref=sr_1_44?srs=10077096011&ie=UTF8&qid=1526387198&sr=8-44)" As a female who suffered many a day wearing pantyhose I just have to ask WHY. Attention all you men who have been wishing for these; but have not as yet tried them: your package will not thank you it will be hot and sweaty and uncomfortable, regardless of the “extra space” also these HAVE FEET! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/2 "2018-05-15T12:51:27Z")
I’ll bet the key chain isn’t real watermelon. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/3 "2018-05-15T14:04:52Z")
Gotta be a drag thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/4 "2018-05-15T14:25:27Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Gotta be a drag thing. Whatever the reason a man wants these is fine; I just wanted to warn, in case they were not aware, that panty hose are not comfortable and they should go with garters and stockings. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/5 "2018-05-15T14:32:36Z")
Garters and stockings? You want a bloke to look like a cocktail waitress? Nay, nay these are definitely a classier alternative. One must sometimes sacrifice comfort for style to keep a look together. ---
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/6 "2018-05-15T14:44:00Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Garters and stockings? You **want a bloke to look like a cocktail waitress**? Nay, nay these are definitely a classier alternative. One must sometimes sacrifice comfort for style to keep a look together. bolding mine only in the privacy of my own home:D sometimes I make my boyfriend wear only one of my frilly aprons ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/7 "2018-05-15T16:33:59Z")
Actually, I want a bloke to _be_ a cocktail waitress. Someone to bring me drinks and the occasional snack sounds divine. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/8 "2018-05-15T16:36:47Z")
As a bisexual person, I can only say that I am confused by this. ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/9 "2018-05-15T17:49:37Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > As a bisexual person, I can only say that I am confused by this. I can confirm that it is not necessary to be bisexual to find this confusing. 🙂 Maybe it’s like the Canadian education system - eagerly picking up the “latest” idea just after the Americans have dropped it because it obviously doesn’t work. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/10 "2018-05-15T17:50:30Z")
- The models for the hose are women - As stated, they aren’t footless - So there’s extra space for your junk. - But like, a long tube-like space for your junk. Not just a bulge space. - Oh my gosh, they want you to put your penis into the pantyhose tube. - Actually if I had a penis I’m sure that’d be kind of delightful. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/11 "2018-05-15T18:00:07Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > - Oh my gosh, they want you to put your penis into the pantyhose tube. > - Actually if I had a penis I’m sure that’d be kind of delightful. Y’know, having worked through this (mentally) I’m going to retract my previous assertion about this being a drag thing in favor of fetish thing. Something tells me these aren’t meant to be worn out of the house. Or even for very long. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/12 "2018-05-15T18:03:05Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > - So there’s extra space for your junk. > - But like, a long tube-like space for your junk. Not just a bulge space. > - Oh my gosh, they want you to put your penis into the pantyhose tube. Whoever designed that thing had never seen a man’s penis. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/13 "2018-05-15T18:09:21Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > - As stated, they aren’t footless I assumed they’d misspelled “footloose”. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/14 "2018-05-15T18:26:29Z")
I think it’s s gag gift. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/15 "2018-05-15T18:31:03Z")
Heh… ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/16 "2018-05-15T18:36:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I think it’s s gag gift. I know I would gag… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/17 "2018-05-15T19:37:38Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I think it’s s gag gift. Hey, let’s stick with one kink at a time! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/18 "2018-05-15T19:38:22Z")
Panty hose can provide compression, which can improve circulation and tired muscles. They also help prevent chafing. I can see why someone might wear them, regardless of gender. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/19 "2018-05-15T19:38:36Z")
Possible advertising phrases: -Wrap some nylon around your python! -Includes a hickey for your dickey! -Our hose have a place for yours! -Equipped with a built in, automatic pee strainer to catch all those pesky kidney stones! -Well, if they’re going to point and laugh anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/20 "2018-05-15T20:14:07Z")
Looking at Suppions’s other merchandise, it looks like they are quite the versatile company! Who else would make “[Squishy Chicken baby Scented Squeeze Slow Rising Fun Toy Relieve Stress Cure Gift](https://www.amazon.com/SUPPION-Squishy-Chicken-Scented-Squeeze/dp/B0711Z791T/ref=sr_1_26?srs=10077096011&ie=UTF8&qid=1526415008&sr=8-26)” _and_ “[Butterfly Rotary Tattoo Machine for Shader Tattoo Machine Makeup Tool (Blue)](https://www.amazon.com/SUPPION-Butterfly-Rotary-Tattoo-Machine/dp/B07571YMT5/ref=sr_1_23_a_it?srs=10077096011&ie=UTF8&qid=1526415008&sr=8-23)”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207.md?page=2)