# Men's Footless Panty Hose **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207 "2018-05-15T12:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![I.Dunno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@I.Dunno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.Dunno)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/21 "2018-05-15T20:57:09Z")
I just read the only review (4 stars) which states that they feel great and look good but did not come footless. So be warned if it’s footless you want. (I think someone already pointed that out above.) And yeah, from the other (related) items on the Amazon page, it would appear this is a fetish or ‘alternate lifestyle’ thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/22 "2018-05-16T02:26:27Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Possible advertising phrases: > -Wrap some nylon around your python! > > -Includes a hickey for your dickey! > > **-Our hose have a place for yours!** > > -Equipped with a built in, automatic pee strainer to catch all those pesky kidney stones! > > -Well, if they’re going to point and laugh anyway… (bolded) gets my vote ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/23 "2018-05-16T02:29:56Z")
And here I thought panty hose were out now. I haven’t worn them in years (though to be fair, I live in the tropics and have worked at places with casual dress codes). You mean, people still wear them on a regular basis? [JOHNNY CARSON] I did not know that. [/CARSON] ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/24 "2018-05-16T02:45:08Z")
Am I supposed to order by waist size, inseam length or -uh - package size? ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/25 "2018-05-19T01:57:05Z")
Aw man this thread has destroyed my Amazon search history. I’m going to be looking at penis panties for the next seven years. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/26 "2018-05-19T03:30:14Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Whoever designed that thing had never seen a man’s penis. It’s gonna be a flaccid hose over a flaccid hose. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/27 "2018-05-19T04:25:49Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > - So there’s extra space for your junk. I prefer “ephemera”. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/28 "2018-05-19T04:51:37Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Aw man this thread has destroyed my Amazon search history. I’m going to be looking at penis panties for the next seven years. Yeah I usually go incognito before following these links and I forgot. That is a really good price though even though they aren’t really footless. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/29 "2018-05-19T07:15:11Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > I can confirm that it is not necessary to be bisexual to find this confusing. 🙂 > > Maybe it’s like the Canadian education system - eagerly picking up the “latest” idea just after the Americans have dropped it because it obviously doesn’t work. 🙂 Now don’t be ridiculous 😃 the American education system has never dumped a system for meaningless reasons like “They don’t work” or “they waste time and money”.😃 Besides, who wears footless hose? I mean, how’s that gonna look with a skirt and heals?:eek: ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/30 "2018-05-19T11:33:12Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I assumed they’d misspelled “footloose”. Now I’ve got an alternate-lyrics version of that song going thru my head. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/31 "2018-05-20T00:28:57Z")
> [@BobBitchin](#): > > Besides, who wears footless hose? I mean, how’s that gonna look with a skirt and heals?:eek: [Hose, skirt, and heels](https://www.styleoholic.com/fall-outfits-with-fishnet-tights/pictures/44816/). Are the the hose footless or footful? I can’t tell. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/32 "2018-05-20T14:27:16Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Panty hose can provide compression, which can improve circulation and tired muscles. They also help prevent chafing. I can see why someone might wear them, regardless of gender. I came in for that comment. They are hard to get on, in fact ridiculous. Doctor suggested it to the husband but criminy, talk about tight fit! His had feet in them. They were very thick! He only wore them a few times. We switched to compression socks! ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207/33 "2018-05-20T17:17:20Z")
> [@Alley\_Dweller](#): > > [Hose, skirt, and heels](https://www.styleoholic.com/fall-outfits-with-fishnet-tights/pictures/44816/). Are the the hose footless or footful? I can’t tell. :DI only wear open toe heals.:eek:🆒. Everyone knows you never wear closed toe shoes with a shaved head and goatee:dubious: Some people just don’t know fashion.😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mens-footless-panty-hose/814207.md?page=1)