# Merriam Webster offers new LLM

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573 "2025-10-01T17:29:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/1 "2025-10-01T17:29:55Z")

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Revolutionary new device requires no electricity or connection to a data centre. Video in link.

> **[Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3m25bdagve22f)**
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> We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Insert “They had us in the first half” meme here.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/2 "2025-10-01T17:32:02Z")

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For those who don’t want to click through to the video:

It’s the latest version of their paper dictionary, but the video describes it with AI mumbo-jumbo catchphrases before revealing that.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/3 "2025-10-01T18:00:48Z")

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Well I think it’s a hilarious ad.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/4 "2025-10-01T18:44:28Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Revolutionary new device requires no electricity or connection to a data centre.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KIWR-b42lU0/hqdefault.jpg "A Non-Volatile Storage Medium") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWR-b42lU0)

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/5 "2025-10-01T19:48:31Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Revolutionary new device requires no electricity or connection to a data centre.

So, the same extremely tired old joke that has been used about ebooks vs. dead tree books for more than 20 years now.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/6 "2025-10-01T19:55:15Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> So, the same extremely tired old joke that has been used about ebooks vs. dead tree books for more than 20 years now.

[![](https://media.tenor.com/UPYLbZtxjF0AAAAM/suck-joy.gif) ](https://media.tenor.com/UPYLbZtxjF0AAAAM/suck-joy.gif)

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merriam-webster-offers-new-llm/1023573/7 "2025-10-01T20:02:25Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> the same extremely tired old joke

But now with AI!
