# Merry \[bleep\]ing Christmas, from Ozzie Guillen

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**Created:** [December 17, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-bleep-ing-christmas-from-ozzie-guillen/564506 "2010-12-17T14:49:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-bleep-ing-christmas-from-ozzie-guillen/564506/1 "2010-12-17T14:49:30Z")

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Oh, Ozzie.

> **[Merry \[Bleep\]ing Christmas From Ozzie Guillen](https://deadspin.com/merry-bleep-ing-christmas-from-ozzie-guillen-5714302)**
>
> What could be better than the quirky White Sox manager under your tree Christmas morning? This foulmouthed outtake reel, wherein Ozzie tries to sell you his nipples, or something.