# Merry Christmas 2017

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247 "2017-12-24T23:45:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/21 "2017-12-25T13:57:41Z")

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Our kid’s here from SF, and was bummed that he was putting up with arctic temps without any snow. Now he’s cold but happy.

But he’s happiest that we’re all going to go to Star Wars and then the classic Chinese restaurant.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/22 "2017-12-25T15:01:18Z")

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_ **It’s Christmas!!** _

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/23 "2017-12-25T15:26:55Z")

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His parents returned, found him safe and celebrated Xmas with him.

For those of you who wondered how \*Home Alone \*ended and haven’t had a chance to see it yet.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/24 "2017-12-25T18:36:20Z")

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Mele Kalikimaka a Hauoli Makahiki Hou!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/25 "2017-12-26T16:51:46Z")

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Are you Jambi?

And a happy _Ack Acka Dak_ to you, brother! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/26 "2017-12-26T17:44:46Z")

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I ain’t doing crap today. I mean nothing, nada, zilch, zero. Don’t ask me for anything. Don’t expect anything. I ain’t moving from my chair. Dogs walk yourselves. House stay turned upside down. Eat leftovers if you’re hungry. Leave my coffee pot alone.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/27 "2017-12-26T18:05:59Z")

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Sounds like a plan, Stan.  
I’m chillin’ today, too, Lou.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-2017/805247/28 "2017-12-26T20:59:55Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> His parents returned, found him safe and celebrated Xmas with him.
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> For those of you who wondered how \*Home Alone \*ended and haven’t had a chance to see it yet.

My favorite Christmas Greeting also comes from that movie:

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!!

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