# Merry Christmas, everyone! Joyeux Noël tout le monde! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 25, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317 "2015-12-25T06:06:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/1 "2015-12-25T06:06:43Z")
Just passed midnight here, so Merry Christmas everyone! The Cub was bouncing off the walls and insisted on staying up late. When Mrs Piper finally got him going up to bed she came across quite a debris field that he’d generated. “Cub,” she said, “what about all this?” “No time for chit-chat, Mom! Gotta get to bed so Santa will come!” Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/2 "2015-12-25T10:15:24Z")
Happy New Merry! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/3 "2015-12-25T10:35:02Z")
Happy Christmas Everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Torontonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/45deac/32.png) [@Torontonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torontonian)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/4 "2015-12-25T10:36:42Z")
Merry Dope Christmas ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/5 "2015-12-25T14:30:36Z")
God bless us everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/6 "2015-12-25T14:39:16Z")
I have the annual chocolate orange in hand. Merry Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/7 "2015-12-25T14:52:49Z")
Feliz Natal! ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/8 "2015-12-25T15:30:29Z")
Merry Christmas everyone. We’re driving down to see my mom this afternoon. Grilling some steaks and she’s fixing her sliced potatoes in foil. I asked her to make them again. A favorite from many years ago. She adds chopped onion, butter, lemon pepper to the foil packet and bakes them. Serve packet on the plate with a steak. They’re really good. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/9 "2015-12-25T15:32:27Z")
You’ll shoot your eye out! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/10 "2015-12-25T18:15:53Z")
Merry Christmas! As **swampbear** would say, I was deheathenized this morning again. That makes three church services in under twenty four hours! My family will have dinner this afternoon, I’m bringing garlic bread. One can’t have too much butter or too much garlic on that. Sunday, January 3rd will be our church’s children’s Christmas pageant. Sometime we do Christmas pageant, sometime Epiphany, it depends on the day of the week Christmas Day and Epiphany fall on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/11 "2015-12-25T18:20:04Z")
Merry merry merry merry! ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone-joyeux-noel-tout-le-monde/741317/12 "2015-12-25T19:01:18Z")
Same to you, pal!