# Merry Christmas everyone! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606 "2008-12-24T23:50:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/1 "2008-12-24T23:50:35Z")
I hope that you all enjoy your loved ones no matter their relation to you. Peace Be With You. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/2 "2008-12-25T00:04:15Z")
And to you. And you. And you over there, Oakminster. And especially to FairyChatsMom and ivylass and tomndebb and a great big Christian hug to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior goes out to Der Trihs, because on this day we all love him so much. (Oh, come on, just imagine him in a big red suit with white fur trim! It’ll be fun!) ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/3 "2008-12-25T00:19:52Z")
To you both! And to all the rest of you as well! Enjoy the season’s spirit and may all your gifts be great! ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/4 "2008-12-25T00:21:18Z")
A very Merry Christmas to all the Straight Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/5 "2008-12-25T00:28:20Z")
Love to everyone, except those who don’t want it. I hope you get to be with people whose company you enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/6 "2008-12-25T00:50:40Z")
You beat me to it. I was about to make a Merry Christmas thread. I guess the warm weather in North Carolina has made me feel less “Christmassy” than normal… But Merry Christmas to all of you…and a happy New Year! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/7 "2008-12-25T01:01:26Z")
Merry Christmas from the TronnaDopers! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/8 "2008-12-25T01:10:17Z")
Merry Merry Christmas Dopers! You guys make my season bright! - Erica ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/9 "2008-12-25T01:13:28Z")
Don’t know what I would do without you little shits.😉 I love you and wish you a very peaceful Christmas and a very successful New Year. Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/10 "2008-12-25T01:48:52Z")
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**Author:** ![MerryMagdalen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@MerryMagdalen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MerryMagdalen)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/11 "2008-12-25T02:38:54Z")
Oooh, pretty! Merry Christmas to all! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/12 "2008-12-25T02:49:16Z")
Awesome, **Mindy**! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/13 "2008-12-25T02:59:56Z")
As John Lennon would say, _ **"Merry Krimble !! "** _ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/14 "2008-12-25T03:06:21Z")
I hate to tell you all this, but [Christmas has been canceled this year](http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d97/Clothahump/SantAndUFO.jpg). Hehehehe…have a merry one! ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/15 "2008-12-25T03:07:56Z")
_Merry Christmas Merry merry Christmas from your [K-Mart saving place](http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/screen.php?c=737)_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/16 "2008-12-25T03:36:57Z")
Merry Crispness, everyone! And have a New Year! Ohhhhhh, jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away, hey! ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/17 "2008-12-25T03:46:17Z")
Oh, **REALLLY**?:rolleyes:🙂 Jingle Bells, shotgun shells Rabbits all the way Oh what fun it is to ride In Gramma’s Chevrolet! Top THAT one!🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/18 "2008-12-25T07:38:41Z")
[There’s Something Stuck Up In the Chimney.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w&feature=email) ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/19 "2008-12-25T07:53:46Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > I hope that you all enjoy your loved ones no matter their relation to you. > > Peace Be With You. I was able hack into santas database and snagged a copy of his list of naughty girls , since I had to delete about two thirds of the list cuz of age, the rest of you cougars are gonna get calls 🙂 Merry Christmas Declan ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606/20 "2008-12-25T11:13:56Z")
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all got something nice from Santa. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/merry-christmas-everyone/478606.md?page=2)