# Message for \ -- Private! All others please ignore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 5, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388 "2006-10-05T15:41:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/21 "2006-10-06T03:03:36Z")
If Og smashes, what does Ot do? Caress? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/22 "2006-10-06T03:12:13Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] If Og smashes, what does Ot do? Caress? [/QUOTE] **OT GROPE!!** It isn’t nearly as pleasant as it sounds. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/23 "2006-10-06T03:15:09Z")
Ignore Me! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/24 "2006-10-06T03:16:10Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] **OT GROPE!!** It isn’t nearly as pleasant as it sounds. [/QUOTE] With it being bold and capitalized, I’d picture it much like..squishing grapes. starting cringe sequence…now! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/25 "2006-10-06T03:51:39Z")
**DeadlyAccurate** , do you mean “Ot” as in German slang for marijuana? I have all of these sheep because I like lamb, OK? Jeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/26 "2006-10-06T15:48:34Z")
And thats the first time I’ve spawned a deity. Maybe you can let Ot take care of the sheep? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/27 "2006-10-06T15:58:24Z")
[QUOTE=Septima] Maybe you can let Ot take care of the sheep? [/QUOTE] Suffer not the lambs to come unto Ot… ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/28 "2006-10-06T16:13:41Z")
Shall we proclaim Ot to the world and carve a golden lamb in her honor? Oh, wait. This is a private thread… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/29 "2006-10-06T19:00:41Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Suffer not the lambs to come unto Ot… [/QUOTE] Shouldn’t that be ‘into’ Ot? Or is Ot going to be replaced (for some) by the Nt? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/30 "2006-10-06T19:46:49Z")
In some translations, “Ot” is transcribed as “Ut”. There were French cave paintings that were recently unearthed that showed the goddess Ut “caressing” the unbelievers with her mighty-yet-feminine hands. Then Og (to the primitives, Ug) did, in fact, smash. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/31 "2006-10-06T19:47:51Z")
No, wait. Ot “gropes”. She doesn’t “caress”. We teased that out of the annals of history. and now history keeps calling…she wants more annal teasing… ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/32 "2006-10-06T20:24:56Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] No, wait. Ot “gropes”. She doesn’t “caress”. We teased that out of the annals of history. and now history keeps calling..she wants more annal teasing… [/QUOTE] Can you throw her beads…? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/33 "2006-10-07T01:00:23Z")
Annal beads? Hm. Maybe I’ll get just one big one and call it “Venerable”. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/34 "2006-10-07T01:35:54Z")
OT GROPE! OT FONDLE! OT WANT LARGE BALD MAN WHO BREATHES THROUGH HIS FEET! Ot lonely. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/35 "2006-10-07T02:40:04Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Ignore Me! [/QUOTE] The Grand Galactic Inquisitor does not approve of ewe. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/36 "2006-10-07T02:45:41Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] OT WANT LARGE BALD MAN WHO BREATHES THROUGH HIS FEET! [/QUOTE] Ot eat many shrooms? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/37 "2006-10-07T04:00:22Z")
[QUOTE=Regallag\_The\_Axe] Ot eat many shrooms? [/QUOTE] **Regallag** make fun of Ot? OT PLAY PROCTOLOGIST NOW. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/38 "2006-10-07T15:39:25Z")
Ot has many long, shiny, metal instruments. _winces and walks away gingerly_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/39 "2006-10-07T20:41:14Z")
OT should remember to use Air Compressore Hose on **Regallag**. And Salad Tongs. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388/40 "2006-10-07T21:25:16Z")
OT NOT NEED COMPRESSOR. OT HAVE FIRE ENGINE! OT GIVE ENEMA! OT play with siren. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-for-hal-briston-private-all-others-please-ignore/375388.md?page=3)