# Message of Fatima the Third Secret **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [April 29, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734 "2004-04-29T20:16:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elijah\_1996E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cab0a1/32.png) [@Elijah\_1996E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elijah_1996E)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/1 "2004-04-29T20:16:30Z")
The Third Secret to the Message of Fatima is about to be fulfiled … He is On his Way !!! Gods Wrath is at hand! Repent, and make stright your ways!!! ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/2 "2004-04-29T20:54:09Z")
proselytizing in the wrong forum makes the baby jesus cry. Thanks for your heads up though, I’ll do my best to look sharp when they call roll. Will the apocalypse be formal or casual wear? ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/3 "2004-04-29T21:20:46Z")
Well, I was gonna be charitable and say that this is a comment on Cecil’s Column [What happened to the secret message of Fatima?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_037.html) I gonna have trouble making my ways stright, though. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/4 "2004-04-30T00:26:38Z")
Make your ways [stright](http://www.stright-mackay.com/)! Somewhat apropriate for “fishers of men” ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/5 "2004-04-30T05:39:38Z")
The real third secret of Fatima is: I _ **hate** _ blue! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/6 "2004-04-30T18:40:13Z")
I note that our apocalyptic OP’er has only the one post. Just our luck, not to get his five smackers _before_ he gets Raptured. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/7 "2004-04-30T22:16:46Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I note that our apocalyptic OP’er has only the one post. > > Just our luck, not to get his five smackers _before_ he gets Raptured. No, no. _Guests_ get no post counts. It was brung on 'em. 😛 I’d guess a) the OP has not read the papers. b) He’s an En-Zedder, judging by the “stright” spelling. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/8 "2004-05-01T03:12:45Z")
I’ve lost count. What is the number of this “End of the World” prediction? Somewhere around 5,279 ??? Gee, the End of the World isn’t what it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/9 "2004-05-01T13:19:04Z")
moriah shoots & scores! Good one! ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/10 "2004-05-01T20:22:46Z")
WORLD ENDS TODAY! …details at 11. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/11 "2004-05-03T03:01:15Z")
…11:30 in Newfoundland. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/12 "2004-05-05T15:18:24Z")
> [@Elijah\_1996E](#): > > The Third Secret to the Message of Fatima is about to be fulfiled … He is On his Way !!! Gods Wrath is at hand! Repent, and make stright your ways!!! I thought it was supposed to be a secret and here you are blabbing about it; I bet you’re a hoot on Christmas morning. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/message-of-fatima-the-third-secret/242734/13 "2004-05-05T15:53:56Z")
Wasn’t the third secret “never draw to a gut shot straight heads up”?