# Messages from God, brought to you by Mnementh **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701 "2002-12-10T03:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/21 "2002-12-10T05:13:43Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by the supreme one singing baby love ooh ooh baby love_ > > **Do you know what you can do with that remote, man? I say, hook the big guy up.** Sure thing man. I gots a real cute cousin who can put both her feet behind her head and stick her whole fist in her mouth. And she got big ol’ titties. _Damn incest taboos!_ Family reunions are quite interesting around here. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/22 "2002-12-10T05:15:22Z")
**Demo** , the Vizzinator will Vizzinate you. He has suggested that he inhabit my body in order to level the playing field as he drinks you blind. I will do my best to serve him, and offer to you this direct quote: “I //1ll 0//nz00r j00, b!tc|-|!” **Jess** , the Remote Control of the Fates (screw it, the RCF) is jealously guarded by the Viz, and loaned out to others very, very rarely, and only for the purposes of causing mayhem in the land of the mortals. It’s not merely a channel changing experience, it’s a lifestyle. So in short, yes. He controls the remote. Always. [sub]Even when us prophets don’t want to watch those stupid infomercials.[/sub] **NoClueBoy** , you have curried the favour of the Viz. Go forth, and use your new powers only for Havoc! oh, and to show off to chicks, too. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/23 "2002-12-10T05:22:21Z")
Thou shalt not be unimpressed by just how much havoc I can and will cause. Blesed art thou and all the see thru blouses on cute chicks in the shopping malls. Now, where can I get a tazer, some peanut butter flavored body gel, and a rhesus monkey…? ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/24 "2002-12-10T05:26:14Z")
Oy, but even the Mighty Viz will bow down and surrender the RCF when I convince my feminine counterparts to lock down the goodies. IYKWIM - and I think you do. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/25 "2002-12-10T05:36:37Z")
Mnementh, please give God my warmest regards. And would you mind asking her who does her hair? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/26 "2002-12-10T05:47:07Z")
Mnem, I’ll give ya a beer if you can convince God to give me a Ferrari… ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/27 "2002-12-10T06:10:09Z")
**NoClueBoy** , you have RCF style powers. Find your own Rhesus Monkey, and prove your devotion to the Beergod. **Jess** , Your threats will not work against a deity of such powers! The [sub]man, you smell good\*\* Viz cannot be [sub]but they’re so soft…[/sub]… cannot be pursua[sub]but… goodies![/sub]ed… but… I… She… they… The prophet thinks you’ve won. **Zoe** , the Viz’z hair is regularly shaved off, military-style, by a midget circus bear who has been specially trained to live for that purpose and that purpose only. And you are thanked for your regards, although sacrifices of hard liquor are encouraged. **Monster** , that’ll take at least a six pack. Double your chances with a 24! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/28 "2002-12-10T06:12:14Z")
Vizzy thinks I’m green?! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/29 "2002-12-10T06:13:03Z")
The Viz demands it be known [sub]Ow, stop whipping me![/sub] that all typos and [sub]no, not the branding iron![/sub] coding errors are the sole responsibility [sub]I’ll be better! I promise![/sub] of the Prophet through which they are [sub]IT BURNS! IT BURNS LIKE HYGIENE![/sub] spoken! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/30 "2002-12-10T06:14:48Z")
The Viz is working on his 45th beer for the hour, and is easily confused by small pictures and shiny objects. He apologises for his error, and notes that he “Looves yoo, mmmaaannnnn…” ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/31 "2002-12-10T06:20:32Z")
Well, her hair looks divine anyway! \*\*“Exit pursued by a midget circus bear” – approximating Shakespeare in _A Winter’s Tale._ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/32 "2002-12-10T06:32:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > > \ > > **Jess** , Your threats will not work against a deity of such powers! The [sub]man, you smell good[/sub] Viz cannot be [sub]but they’re so soft…[/sub]… cannot be pursua[sub]but… goodies![/sub]ed… but… I… She… they… > > **The prophet thinks you’ve won.** > > \ And because I’m a good woman, I promise not to say: “I told you so.” - I’ll just go file my nails and wait to be worshipped now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/33 "2002-12-10T06:44:19Z")
“We apologise for the inconvenience”. –God’s final message to all his creation ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/34 "2002-12-10T06:53:51Z")
Another Prophet? In MY Thread?! That tears it! My God can beat up YOUR God! So Nyah! ---
**Author:** ![AbsolutelyStark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@AbsolutelyStark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbsolutelyStark)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/35 "2002-12-10T07:03:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **AbsolutelyStark: "Put on some clothes. Noone needs to see that."** But doesn’t God see THROUGH clothes? So it shouldn’t really make a difference to him. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/36 "2002-12-10T07:07:19Z")
Message from God? I thought he hath forsaken me. Something about breaking a promise 20 years ago. Some guys just can’t get over old grudges. meh. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/37 "2002-12-10T08:20:05Z")
I’ve always wondered what God would say to me if I could actually hear him. Here’s my chance! So Mnen, what’s he saying to me? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/38 "2002-12-10T08:20:05Z")
I’ve always wondered what God would say to me if I could actually hear him. Here’s my chance! So Mnen, what’s he saying to me? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/39 "2002-12-10T08:21:39Z")
Eep! Why do I double post in these kinds of threads all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/40 "2002-12-10T13:23:49Z")
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