# Messages from God, brought to you by Mnementh **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701 "2002-12-10T03:57:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/81 "2002-12-12T04:25:18Z")
**Flamsterette** , the Viz sees the face as such: The F is one eye, the \_ is a mouth, and the X is the other eye. This makes it even more amusing. And **NoClueBoy**. Yes, yes. You. You have shown great devotion to the Viz. Much worship, and spreading of the Word Letter Words. Your faith is nothing short of astounding. As such, I have been instructed by the Viz to take you under my wing. You will be trained. Taught. You will drink harder, lust more, and be mocked longer than you ever have in your life. I will mould you in my lusty, drunken, violent image. And you, my Son, will be the next Prophet of the Viz. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/82 "2002-12-12T04:28:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **…and spreading of the Word Letter Words.** Four letter words. ugh, now I’ll be beaten again… ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/83 "2002-12-12T04:32:52Z")
I never got my prediction ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/84 "2002-12-12T04:41:54Z")
We’re supposed to predict things now? Geez, the job description just keeps getting longer… Okay, er… You will be visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. They will become confused and disoriented, and take you to visit various birthdays, Easter Celebrations, and Labour day in Vancouver, where you will learn the irrelevant details of how other people spent those occasions. In the process you will make some very astounding discoveries about yourself, and learn an important lesson about life. But if it doesn’t come true, no suing the Viz, K? ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/85 "2002-12-12T04:45:58Z")
cool, I’m gonna have me an ad-venture 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/86 "2002-12-12T04:47:40Z")
Yahoo-Hoo! I was wondering what I was going to do with my life once I left the Ikea store. Thanks to Viz I was raised by drunken, um, drunken… (reaches for another shot…) Elle: “Ow! That was my tittie, you freak!” Not enough left in the bottle. Places cell phone call to drunken slut really hot girl cuz’n Cindy. “Where’s my keys, bitch? Don’t make me spank your naked ass again…” …Parents! (sheeze…) Your blessed servant… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/87 "2002-12-12T05:52:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **Kat** , your message is that there’s a lot more to life than pizza and hot fudge sundaes. The Viz counsels that one needs to look into one’s self to find the proper answers, and learn to trust one’s instincts and one’s ability to make the correct choices. Trust your heart. It will not lead you wrong. > …What the… Man, Viz, what have you been smoking? Ambrosia. Rrrrrright. Moving along, then… I know, there’s also freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. And books. But I thought that two desserts would be asking for a bit much and I already had a book. My sister left some beer in the fridge if the Viz-man needs one, if it’ll get me a pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/88 "2002-12-12T21:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **Flamsterette, the Viz sees the face as such: The F is one eye, the \_ is a mouth, and the X is the other eye. This makes it even more amusing.** Hey, that means the face has two distinctly diifferently0shaped eyes! Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Thank goodness nobody I’ve heard of actually has eyes shaped like a little F and a little X. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/89 "2002-12-12T21:49:58Z")
It kinda looks like it’s winking… ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/90 "2002-12-12T21:53:39Z")
I want a message! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/91 "2002-12-12T22:13:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*I want a message! \*\* I’ve got a _massage_ for ya! 😃 You gots big boobies, right? Make sure you gots some booze, too. Forgive me **Mnementh** , for I haven’t sinned too badly yet today. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/92 "2002-12-12T22:36:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **Obsidian Flutterby** , the rodents were not your fault. That was the result of a totally unrelated drinking problem. The mispelling of your name was my fault; I have been locked in a 2"x3"x2’ hole for the past 24 hours with fire ants for my jackassery. > And the Viz does like the boobies! Oh yes he does! Interest gotten! Ah okay. I’m glad I don’t remind him of rodents then. And I’m sorry for getting you all locked up, it was an honest mistake since that _is_ my name for butterflies… ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701/93 "2002-12-12T22:49:33Z")
**Mnem** , O Holiest of Prophets, have you got a message waiting for me? I’m in desperate need of divine inspiration and guidance and whatnot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messages-from-god-brought-to-you-by-mnementh/141701.md?page=4)