# Messed-up movie titles - a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054 "2003-01-16T20:50:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/21 "2003-01-17T07:07:21Z")
**MY BIG FAT GEEK WEDDING** The true love story of Bill Gates and his wife. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/22 "2003-01-17T07:07:26Z")
**Jurrasic Pork** Cretacious era porn. (Hey, they mixed periods and eras in the real movie.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/23 "2003-01-17T07:15:21Z")
**Glade Runner** Futuristic bounty hunter freshens up rooms. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/24 "2003-01-17T07:22:04Z")
**Bravefart** **lieu** ’s autobiography. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/25 "2003-01-17T07:25:05Z")
**Butch Cassidy and the Snot-nosed Kid** Outlaw Butch Cassidy gets stuck babysitting his sister’s bratty son. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/26 "2003-01-17T07:29:54Z")
**A Knight’s Tail** Medieval porn. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/27 "2003-01-17T07:31:50Z")
**The Occidental Tourist** This guy visits the Orient, see? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/28 "2003-01-17T07:36:33Z")
**Forrest Grump** Pissed off is as pissed off does… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/29 "2003-01-17T07:40:00Z")
**It’s A Mod Mod Mod Mod Mod World** Straight Dope moderators race around the world, looking for the ultimate answer. Many soft porn scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/30 "2003-01-17T09:03:25Z")
This is eery. I took one of Roger Ebert’s books off the shelf to get ideas. (Okay, I guess that was cheating a little.) It opened to a page with the movie title **Life Without Zoe** Hmmm…I wonder if that was a sequel to **Killing Zoe**. At any rate, I don’t like the titles for obvious reasons. How about **Thrilling Zoe**? 😃 **The Mouse That Snored National Velveeta Come Back to the 5&Dime, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Bondsman The Tolerable Lightness of Being What’s Love Got to Do With Shit? Of Gerbals and Men The French Lieutenant’s Vermin Indiana Jones and the Lust Crusade** I’d better stop now. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/31 "2003-01-17T11:44:08Z")
**Monstre** , I rather like “Dirty Rotten Skeezix” as a screen name, actually. Or a safe curse to use around my daughter. Well done. 😃 Indepedence Day Of The Dead: Zombie legislators finally get a radical new amendment to the Constitution before Congress, and eat their brains. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/32 "2003-01-17T12:02:52Z")
**The Imperfect Storm** : The storm is bad, the waves are high, and everyone lives to tell the tale. **Big Trouble in Little Italy** : A slapstick retelling of The Godfather. Don’t miss the hysterical scene with the head of a Hobby Horse! **Beverly Hills Doc** : A reconstructive plastic surgeon from Detroit infiltrates Rodeo Drive practice, roots out a corrupt physician and shows the La-La Landers what real medicine is all about, and it ain’t liposuction and breast implants. **Defending Your Wife** : After death, a person’s fate is determined by how well their spouse can explain away their faults and foibles. Not a comedy. **D.C. Confidential** : After a number of interns are murdered, three conflicted Justice Department employees must uncover the web of deceit and corruption that led to the deaths. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/33 "2003-01-17T13:59:20Z")
**They Died with Their Freak On** : A wild sex romp, as General Custer and the Seventh Cavalry cut loose in the Dakota Territory. **Moulin Luge** : Romance, absinthe, sleds, tight rubber suits - this musical has it all. **Pretty in Puce** : Teens face the social consequences of wealth, poverty, and really ugly colors. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/34 "2003-01-17T14:35:29Z")
\*\* Dead Man Talking \*\*: Blind child who hears dead people. (Could also be about Sean Penn, who should learn when to keep his mouth shut). \*\* E-vitamin \*\*: Madonna stars in a tale about the discovery of vitamin E. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/35 "2003-01-17T14:36:06Z")
A couple more… **Chaplain America** : A top secret government program to create a super soldier results in a bullet-proof pastor. **When Words Collide** : The epic adventure saga of two publishing houses, the merger of the two, and the ensuing paperwork. A twenty minute intermission breaks up the 6 hour story. **Greece** : John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John join an exchange student program. [sub]Bloody Weird Al already stole Conan the Librarian…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/36 "2003-01-17T14:55:15Z")
**The Last Picture Frame** : The unavailability of any more 8.5 x 11s signals the immenient death of a small town. **Dances With Aardvarks** : A termite inspector begins to question his company’s war on insects. **To Have and Have Snot** : A jaded American fisherman risks his life to help a group of French fashion designers and a sultry young runway model perform booger checks. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/37 "2003-01-17T15:01:38Z")
**Tommy Kn\*ckers** Stephen King meets a very strange woman from the Dope. on the same marque… **Viva Lost Wages** Elvis revives an old joke and his carreer in Branson. coming soon… **Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dune** Our own **Muad’Dib** takes on the evil clone of Dr Jones **Red Poet Society** Commie pinko bastard poets. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/38 "2003-01-17T15:06:13Z")
**Dumpy Old Men** : Anna Nicole Smith is looking for love in a Beverly Hills nursing home. **Confessions Of An Androgynous Mind** : The life story of Pee Wee Herman. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/39 "2003-01-17T15:18:02Z")
**A Fistful Of Diapers** : The Dad with no name battles an evil assemblage of spaghetti poop. **A Few Diapers More** : The shit was more widespread than he’d originally realized. **Jeremiah Liebowitz** : A Mountain Hebrew seeks a peaceful kosher existance in 1800’s Colorado Rockies. **The Cosign Of All Fears** : Nuclear annihilation worries go off on a tangent. **E.T. The Extra Testicle** : A misshapen alien makes humans experience a different kind of love altogether. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054/40 "2003-01-17T15:20:57Z")
\*\* Full Moon \*\* Ryan and Tatum drop their pants. \*\* Dr. Winnebago \*\* Russian medic hits the road. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/messed-up-movie-titles-a-game/149054.md?page=3)