# Met online-all good; photo sent then silence.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 13, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906 "2010-04-13T00:58:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/141 "2010-04-16T03:10:00Z")

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> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#):
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> I am a _ **girl** _! The F. on the front of my name is supposed to show that, at least in Hittite, whence I took my user name. Do you not know Hittite spelling conventions? 😛

Oh.

How you doing?

Come to this message board often?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/142 "2010-04-16T03:28:36Z")

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> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#):
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> I am a _ **girl** _! The F. on the front of my name is supposed to show that, at least in Hittite, whence I took my user name. Do you not know Hittite spelling conventions? 😛

Hey I’ve seen you online! [You’re the one in the middle right?](http://www.ayfermills.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hitteteswomen.jpg)

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**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/143 "2010-04-16T05:02:01Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Oh.
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> How you doing?
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> Come to this message board often?

Hey, I’m happily married to Hattusili III, thank you! And I would watch out, if I were you-- I’ve even been known to browbeat Rameses the Great on occasion…

> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Hey I’ve seen you online! [You’re the one in the middle right?](http://www.ayfermills.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hitteteswomen.jpg)

There are some better pictures of me [here.](http://www.atamanhotel.com/hattusilis.html)

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/144 "2010-04-16T05:04:36Z")

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> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#):
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> Hey, I’m happily married to Hattusili III, thank you! And I would watch out, if I were you-- I’ve even been known to browbeat Rameses the Great on occasion…

What’s Rameses the Great got that I ain’t got?

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> There are some better pictures of me [here.](http://www.atamanhotel.com/hattusilis.html)

I dunno. I think you look a little stiff in those.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/145 "2010-04-16T05:31:58Z")

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> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#):
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> Hey, I’m happily married to Hattusili III, thank you! And I would watch out, if I were you-- I’ve even been known to browbeat Rameses the Great on occasion…

Don’t worry, I’ve got a thing for married women.

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> There are some better pictures of me [here.](http://www.atamanhotel.com/hattusilis.html)

Oh yeah? [Here’s](http://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/george_clooney.jpg) a picture of me without my makeup on.

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**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/146 "2010-04-16T05:58:50Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> What’s Rameses the Great got that I ain’t got?

The other major empire? Oh wait, maybe not so much. My father-in-law defeated him at the Battle of Kadesh. Not that that stopped Rameses from claiming that he won, too.

> [@Autolycus](#):
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> I dunno. I think you look a little stiff in those.

You see, King Bobo? You can be the Queen of the Hittite Empire, with the best bas relief stone carvings that money can buy, and even that’s not good enough for the masses. So don’t take it personally if that guy didn’t like your photo.

> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Don’t worry, I’ve got a thing for married women.
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> Oh yeah? [Here’s](http://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/george_clooney.jpg) a picture of me without my makeup on.

Or, imagine if he did like your photo-- you might be dealing with someone like _cough_ this.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/147 "2010-04-16T06:02:57Z")

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Eh… I’d do you. 😃

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/met-online-all-good-photo-sent-then-silence/535906/148 "2010-04-16T06:04:13Z")

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You _were_ right about the stun-effects of my pictures!

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