# Meta hottie of the year for 2006 thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 28, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859 "2006-12-28T14:10:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/1 "2006-12-28T14:10:43Z")
Appreciative adjectives with respect to nominee for hottie of the year. Expression of sexual and personal attraction to said hottie. Expression of hope that nominee will continue hottie behavior and appearances in 2007. * * * MODERATOR INTERJECTS ALERT: While the links below are not technically to nudity, they are usually pretty sexually suggestive and NOT the sort of thing you want on your screen at work. There’s too many for me to go through and unlink, so I’m inserting this alert early on – if you’re reading this at work, be very careful. – CKDH ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/2 "2006-12-28T14:12:51Z")
Daniel Craig. No other commentary needed – at least not for those who have seen “Casino Royale.” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/3 "2006-12-28T14:16:53Z")
Emmy Rossum. The face of a goddess. A perfect figure. And a voice so perfect that songbirds avoid her for fear of being shown up. Such an angel and well worth the trouble of watching the Phantom of the Opera movie, even though the Phantom can’t carry a tune in a bucket. ---
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/4 "2006-12-28T14:29:24Z")
Jessica Alba. Because I’m unoriginal. Other than that, she appears to remain modest and classy despite her extraordinary popularity. As much I would like to see her naked, I think it’s great there’s at least one woman in Hollywood that holds her values above money and glamour, despite outside pressures. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/5 "2006-12-28T14:30:37Z")
Can I say Miss USA/Miss Teen USA? ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/6 "2006-12-28T14:31:27Z")
I wish I met a hottie in 2006. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/7 "2006-12-28T14:40:18Z")
You know what this thread needs? Links. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/8 "2006-12-28T14:48:22Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] You know what this thread needs? Links. [/QUOTE] I like the way you think, babe. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/9 "2006-12-28T14:48:30Z")
Halle Barre, the Most Beautiful Girl in the World, at least for a few more years. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/10 "2006-12-28T15:07:13Z")
Daniel Craig Johnny Depp Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Simon Blake Joseph Gordon-Leavitt To me, these are the hottest men on the screen . I will welcome more more more in 07. (I’m old; I’m divorced; I have no life - indulge me, Movie Gods) ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/11 "2006-12-28T15:28:05Z")
Wouldn’t a “meta” hottie be the person that other hotties think is hot? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/12 "2006-12-28T15:35:24Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] Wouldn’t a “meta” hottie be the person that other hotties think is hot? [/QUOTE] All of us Dopers \*are \* hotties. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/13 "2006-12-28T15:49:57Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] Wouldn’t a “meta” hottie be the person that other hotties think is hot? [/QUOTE] In a “meta” thread you describe your post rather than create an actual post. Thus, "Rose McGowan remains the hottest babe on the screen, and I’m hoping to see way more of her shapely assets in 2007 (if you know what I mean) since she’s left “Charmed” becomes, in ‘meta’ terms: “Affirmation of hottie as most attractive person among movie hotties. Leering comment about hottie’s physical appearance. Expression of interest in seeing more of hottie’s physique in 2007.” But the way you guys are doing it is fine, too. ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/14 "2006-12-28T16:15:31Z")
Funny sarcastic comment regarding the fact that this thread is not following the spirit of the OP ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/15 "2006-12-28T16:26:17Z")
Shantel Mancito: [http://www.chargers.com/charger\_girls/shantel.htm](http://www.chargers.com/charger_girls/shantel.htm) Jaime Pressly: [Daily Geek News Videos - UGO](http://www.actressarchives.com/jaime/) Mild NSFW (bikini) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/16 "2006-12-28T16:56:43Z")
Glowing comments about [Daily Geek News Videos - UGO](http://www.actressarchives.com/natalie/index.php?pg=1) Natalie Portman as a great actress. Admiration of her as a sexy, beautiful, smart woman. Lots of LOLing and ROFLing about her SNL rap video. Lewd and crude confession that her schoolgirl outfit in \*V for Vendetta \* fueled my fantasies all year. More lusty observations about her hotness even after she got her head shaved. Requisite desire to see her nude in a movie next year. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/17 "2006-12-28T17:31:37Z")
Serious drooling and pants-tightening when in contemplation of [Lacey Chabert - IMDb](http://imdb.com/name/nm0000327/) Lacey Chaber]… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/18 "2006-12-28T17:32:44Z")
… add a “t” at the end of the last name, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/19 "2006-12-28T21:07:36Z")
Kim Cattrall generic nummie-nummies, great ruminating adjectives of hotness, expressions of approval of blazing penguins, indications of interest in adjective, adverb, dangling participle modifier, butt. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859/20 "2006-12-28T21:11:12Z")
A name I’d not heard popped up in the 'Favorite Centerfold" thread, Keeley Hazell. Worth a look. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meta-hottie-of-the-year-for-2006-thread/385859.md?page=2)