# METAL MEN coming to the big screen!!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 4, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742 "2007-04-04T17:57:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/1 "2007-04-04T17:57:36Z")

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Woohoo!! 😃😃😃

My favorite comic book, [METAL MEN](http://www.canmag.com/nw/7270-schuler-donner-metal-men-movie) , is making a comeback!!

Tina  
Gold  
Tin  
Lead  
Iron  
Mercury  
and good old Doc Magnus!!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/2 "2007-04-04T17:59:47Z")

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Cool! I’m thinking they will probably be all CGI?

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/3 "2007-04-04T18:03:57Z")

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Oh, boy! Will Veridium be there?

Don’t hit me, please.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/4 "2007-04-04T18:07:39Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
Oh, boy! Will Veridium be there?  
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_Smack!_ _Smack!_ _Smack!_

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> Don’t hit me, please.

Oh, sorry.

But what about Copper, whose introduction to the team is reportedly imminent?

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/5 "2007-04-04T18:21:08Z")

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Will this mean that my Silver Age MM issues will be worth something? (Including #1 in “less than ideal condition”.)

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/6 "2007-04-04T18:26:35Z")

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[QUOTE=ftg]  
Will this mean that my Silver Age MM issues will be worth something? (Including #1 in “less than ideal condition”.)  
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I dunno about that, but at least it probably means that DC will finally give the MM their own book again. Apart from the deservedly hated miniseries from 1993, there hasn’t been a Metal Men comic since the '70s, and their subsequent appearances in other titles have been mostly pretty marginal.

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**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/7 "2007-04-04T19:09:44Z")

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Can the return of Phil Reardon, the man with 10 eyes ON HIS FINGERS be far behind?

It turns out, that yes, it can:

> **[Ten-Eyed Man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ten-Eyed_Man)**
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> The Ten-Eyed Man (Philip Reardon) is a fictional character in DC Comics. He first appeared in Batman #226 (Nov. 1970) and was created by Frank Robbins, Irv Novick, and Dick Giordano.
> Philip Reardon served as a soldier in the U.S. Special Forces during the Vietnam War until he was honorably discharged after a grenade fragment hit him between the eyes. He returned to civilian life as a warehouse security guard. One night, he was knocked out by thieves who planted a bomb to blow up the warehouse. W...

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/8 "2007-04-04T19:25:03Z")

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Will Gilbert Gottfried play Mercury?

Who’s gonna play Tin?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/9 "2007-04-04T20:31:34Z")

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I love the Metal Men!

And I’m looking forward to comic & film alike.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/10 "2007-04-04T20:40:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
I dunno about that, but at least it probably means that DC will finally give the MM their own book again. Apart from the deservedly hated miniseries from 1993, there hasn’t been a Metal Men comic since the '70s, and their subsequent appearances in other titles have been mostly pretty marginal.  
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I sure hope, for the fans here, that they do a better job this time with it, than they did in 1993. I got that during my comics period, and, well… umm… egads. It’s really my only exposure to the franchise, and I sure hope the classic stories were better.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/metal-men-coming-to-the-big-screen/398742/11 "2007-04-04T21:24:21Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
It’s really my only exposure to the franchise, and I sure hope the classic stories were better.  
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Well, it was the silver age, so they were quite _silly_. (One issue’s cover had a rare two-panel format. First panel had some evil giant robot threatening to “Reduce you all to a pile of **bolts!** ”…second panel showed the Metal Men defiantly shouting in unison: **“Nuts!!!”** ) One thing that makes me so fond of the old Metal Men, and their contemporary Metamorpho, is the way the writers kept inserting chemistry facts into the dialogue (“G-g-gosh, m-m-my melting point is o-only 231.9° C!” “Oh yeah, ya little pipsqueak, well _I’m_ the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!”). I always figured it was all propaganda to try to get the kids interested in careers in science so we could beat the Russkies in the space race.
