# Methinks it's time for another SDMB picture thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363 "2004-09-21T19:20:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/281 "2004-09-29T07:47:12Z")

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Amazon Floozy Goddess-

OH

MY

GODDESS!!!  
_bows to the ground_  
Since no one else has asked yet…

how you doin’? _s_

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/282 "2004-09-29T08:20:30Z")

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working backwards through this…

NinjaChick, LilCutie, Jay-C…

WOW! Doper Women are the Hottest!

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/283 "2004-09-29T10:31:03Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> working backwards through this…
> 
> NinjaChick, LilCutie, Jay-C…
> 
> WOW! Doper Women are the Hottest!

And the Doper Men are _my_ concubines.

😃

Okay… just a few of them. One or two dozen tops. It’s the small pleasures such as those which make life worth living.

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/284 "2004-09-29T12:29:41Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> It’s not very good\<snip\>

On behalf of all male doper, let me say ‘If that’s not your best, then give us your best shot!!’ 😃

Oh, an how’re you doin’?

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/285 "2004-09-29T13:36:05Z")

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Wow…I…just…wow!!

I always thought I was plain at best, ugly at worst…

(…although that could have a lot to do with many of my classmates throughout gradeschool/highschool telling me I was ugly…and not in a joking way).

Thanks so much for the kind words, you’ve made my day - heck, made my year! 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/286 "2004-09-29T14:14:38Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> (…although that could have a lot to do with many of my classmates throughout gradeschool/highschool telling me I was ugly…and not in a joking way).

Perhaps instead of looking at you they were examining their own ugliness. Folks who will openly call another person ugly usually do not have redeeming personalities themselves. They might also have had a different definition of beauty, though I’m tending to the thought that any such definition that left you ugly is either extremely removed from what this culture values (a good case study of which can be seen from your picture) or invented for the purpose of being cruel to you.

And as if your face weren’t enough … anyone who didn’t check the main page there gets five lashes.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/287 "2004-09-29T14:47:20Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> Thanks so much for the kind words, you’ve made my day - heck, made my year! 🙂

Cool, I’ll second what others have said (times 2). Wow.

I like to nibble, I hope it didn’t hurt.  
JK

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/288 "2004-09-29T14:48:18Z")

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> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#):
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> I think he’s due around ten a.m. tomorrow. 😛
> 
> From obscurity to seven people (including two straight guys) commenting on me. Man, I feel special now.

Dude, I only said I was straight-talking. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/289 "2004-09-29T15:28:56Z")

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Well, I guess I’ve been here long enough:

[http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/Sean\_Factotum](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/Sean_Factotum)

The first picture is me between Dave and Missy, two musicians friends who let me make an ass of myself in public.  
#2 is me and the Factotrix going to a party this past New Years Eve.  
And I’ve got a picture of me (slightly tipsy) at a golf outing somewhere here at work.

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**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/290 "2004-09-29T15:30:47Z")

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Thanks for the compliments, everyone. Girls, I think we need to bond together and find a way to harness this power. We could rule the boards! We could rule the world! We could… ooooh look - there’s my kitty! _Wanders off to pet her pussy…_

(ADD is a bitch.)

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/291 "2004-09-29T15:41:48Z")

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Uh, yeah, I think i’d better post mine in this thread too, although I posted in the other thread.

But how the hell am I supposed to follow up Amazon Floozy Goddess?

Ah, I’ve got it.

[Not Amazon Floozy Goddess.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/lilbtagna/misc/munchben.jpg)

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**Author:** ![LilCutie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@LilCutie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilCutie)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/292 "2004-09-29T15:48:44Z")

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> [@jay-c](#):
>
> Thanks for the compliments, everyone. Girls, I think we need to bond together and find a way to harness this power. We could rule the boards! We could rule the world! We could… ooooh look - there’s my kitty! _Wanders off to pet her pussy…_
> 
> (ADD is a bitch.)

FOR REAL! We have this one locked down. If only we can get a strategy together.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/293 "2004-09-29T16:05:32Z")

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Well, I guess I oughta join the party.

[The DangerFamily at a wedding last January](http://www.roadq.com/fampic_sm.jpg). There are very few pictures of me in existence, as I’m always the one behind the camera. I have long hair braided down my back. The baby now has lots of curls, the 4yo has a pixie cut, and DangerDad has no beard at this time.

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/294 "2004-09-29T16:10:06Z")

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**av8rmike** , [courtesy webcam](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/av8rmike/Personal/me_violin.jpg).

The [one I always post](http://fff.fathom.org/photorama/index.cgi?mode=image&album=/Parties%20and%20Gatherings/2003%2d1025%20%2d%20Dope%2dA%2dWeen%20%28MADs%29/Scuba%20Ben%27s%20Pictures&image=DSCN0376.JPG) to these threads.

[Proof I’ve been to Israel](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/av8rmike/Israel_Pics/Israel0091.jpg).

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/295 "2004-09-29T16:17:17Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> Dude, I only said I was straight-talking. 😃

::adds **5-4-Fighting** to The List::

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/296 "2004-09-29T16:34:10Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> **Cheffie** yous a good looking guy…and you can cook and wear a way cool furry hat.

What hat?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/297 "2004-09-29T16:35:36Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> I guess it’s time I posted my pic…
> 
> [Me.](http://tuscaroras.com/users/mahekun/Temp.html)
> 
> It’s not very good, but it’s the best recent one I have…
> 
> My hair is actually long, it’s tied back in the pic.

I am smitten…

Is stalking still a crime?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/298 "2004-09-29T16:37:12Z")

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> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#):
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> I guess it’s time I posted my pic…
> 
> [Me.](http://tuscaroras.com/users/mahekun/Temp.html)  
> .

Now I understand why, on first glance, your user name always looks like “Amazon Floozy **Goodness**.”

Obviously, I’m psychic.

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/299 "2004-09-29T16:50:32Z")

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> [@LilCutie](#):
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> FOR REAL! We have this one locked down. If only we can get a strategy together.

You can always join the cheerleading squad and taunt the horrid buttertrolls. Ah, high school.

Well, okay, I wasn’t a horrid buttertroll, but I did dress funny.

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/methinks-its-time-for-another-sdmb-picture-thread/265363/300 "2004-09-29T16:57:10Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Now I understand why, on first glance, your user name always looks like “Amazon Floozy **Goodness**.”
> 
> Obviously, I’m psychic.

Mmm! Chock full o’ Floozy Goodness!

…

…that doesn’t sound good _at all_ … 😃

Every ladies’ pic I’ve looked at is gorgeous! If I were a guy, I’d be a-droolin’.

**Elenia** , you are lovely! I’d pay good money for hair like yours.

The guys are sexy too - I am partial to:

\*\*Roland \*\*

**World Eater**  
Apoligies to my sweet and loving hubby 🙂

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