# Mexed Missages About Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214 "2004-10-02T17:18:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/41 "2004-10-14T21:11:03Z")

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Just now, right here!

I know I could have big hair, I just choose not to  
I shaved my head. Wanna see?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/42 "2004-10-15T00:02:02Z")

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The War and Peace of sequential thread titles (in IMHO):

Ask me your questions and I will skirt them like I was on a Presidential Debate

Ladies: Manly men, or metrosexual?  
Is it me or does getting a job abroad seem hard? heh

Where did you go to high school?  
Why can’t I switch browsers? With Windows 98, only IE works!  
Why is the “Is Homosexuality a Choice?” question even important?  
What’s it like being seriously nuts?

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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/43 "2004-10-15T00:49:08Z")

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In MPSIMS, at about 7:50 Eastern:

**My neighbors were robbed today.**  
**Free computer peripheral junk to a good home!**

:eek: 😉

* * *

\<\< Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. \>\>

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/44 "2004-10-15T03:17:22Z")

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Currently in MPSIMS:

I know I could have big hair, I just choose not to  
I shaved my head. Wanna see?

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/45 "2004-10-15T03:38:44Z")

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**From Great Debates**

My question for John Kerry  
Roswell NM: WHY Does This “Story” Never Die?  
**Earlier in the day we had**

My question for John Kerry  
Can ghosts be scientifically proven to exist?  
**And if somebody bumps that thread again right now, we could get**

My question for John Kerry  
Did Kerry commit treason?

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/46 "2004-10-15T10:57:53Z")

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Now we have:

Ladies:which is more sexually intimate…vaginal sex or oral sex?  
Is that how your mom did it? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/47 "2004-10-15T13:09:57Z")

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> [@Saitou](#):
>
> From IMHO:  
> \*\*So what do I really need for a baby?  
> Pot and Paranoia \*\*

Oh, paranoria… so **that’s** what I was missing.  
(Good one Saitou)

in MPSIMS

Hi, uh, Syl… uh, Sheila!  
Ways to screw-up a job interview

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/48 "2004-10-16T02:15:19Z")

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In MPSIMS:

What do you do when drunk alone?  
I’m embarrassed - I fell down the stairs on Sunday

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/49 "2004-10-16T05:30:14Z")

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In MPSIMS:

\*\*Innocent phrases that sound dirty  
Don’t underestimate the power of the pepperoni!

Just What Jersey Needs: Creepy-Ass Swamp Trolls  
So, I think my bf wants to try anal sex (possible TMI)\*\*

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/50 "2004-10-16T12:29:38Z")

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Ideas for a Hallowe’en Prank  
My boyfriend wants to try anal sex(possible TMI)

I’d avoid Trick or Treating in your area

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/51 "2004-10-16T13:32:04Z")

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Now in MPSIMS:

\*\*What do you do when drunk alone?  
New headshots. Help me pick the best one! (WARNING: Requires looking at pics of me) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/52 "2004-10-17T13:16:31Z")

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**In MPSIMS**

So, I think my bf wants to try anal sex (possible TMI)  
CanaDopers – A Reason to Join the Foreign Service

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/53 "2004-10-17T15:18:45Z")

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In IMHO

“What’s your ‘cigarette’ after sex?”  
“Need help with new bamboo flute”

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/54 "2004-10-18T01:35:09Z")

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What do you do when drunk alone?

Clock radios.

Poster of the latter said a roommate set the radio alarm to go off on radio (country music) mode instead of a beeping tone and then left and he doesn’t dislike that but he turned the fan on to drown it out rather than “alerting and RA” or calling the roommate and alerting her (or turning it off)!!! See the Mundane POINTLESS stuff thread.

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/55 "2004-10-19T13:12:42Z")

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A triple in **ATMB** :

_What’s the appropriate procedure to asking to have a thread locked?_  
\*“If you just e-mail a moderator”… \*  
_Why was this thread locked?_

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/56 "2004-10-19T13:38:30Z")

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In General Questions:

\*\*What variety of Spanish is taught in US schools?  
Windows XP workaround help, por favor?

Most Wanted Man In History  
The Loser is the Winner

How common is prison rape?  
Do Jews ever join/form prison gangs?

How nutritious are humans.  
advice on fasting \*\*  
In Great Debates:

\*\*extreme atheism  
Kerry just excommunicated from the Catholic Church? \*\*  
In The BBQ Pit:

**I saw a horrible thing in my trash (Sick,evil)  
Republicans destroying Democraat voter registrations?**

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/57 "2004-10-19T21:35:31Z")

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This just struck me funny (of course, it’s late . . .):

Why are my hands so cold?  
Why do southerners talk funny?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/58 "2004-10-21T04:26:30Z")

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whadday hate? how come?  
I hate baseball on Fox

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/59 "2004-10-21T16:06:45Z")

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Bad to start with, and it hasn’t aged well  
Get Courtney Love!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexed-missages-about-sequential-thread-titles/267214/60 "2004-10-22T01:37:17Z")

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Probably the best one I’ve ever seen, now in the BBQ Pit:

**The following are not cat food  
God, Pat Robertson, and George W. Bush**

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