# Mexicans control your damn kids while in public!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 18, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209 "2009-06-18T19:19:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/201 "2009-06-22T20:51:43Z")

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> [@Mikkel](#):
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> May I tell you that this is racist too, I would suggest that you amend it to “I love the thought of Eskimos” or “I have loved all the Eskimos I’ve met” (not that I expect you have met any).  
> Not to mention that the word Eskimo isn’t PC some places, in Greenland and Canada it’s Inuit and don’t forget it, you racist.

What about Eskimo Pies? Huh? HUH!!!

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/202 "2009-06-22T20:55:43Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> What about Eskimo Pies? Huh? HUH!!!

Inuit Pies just doesn’t sound as good, does it?

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/203 "2009-06-22T21:01:11Z")

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> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#):
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> Inuit Pies just doesn’t sound as good, does it?

As long as it’s made with loving seal, I love it.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/204 "2009-06-22T21:39:30Z")

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> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#):
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> Inuit Pies just doesn’t sound as good, does it?

What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike-American bar? It’s dark brown on the outside and white on the inside, just like some oreos I know.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2009, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/205 "2009-06-22T23:20:49Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> \<snip\> almost always centers on two cultural groups which are ESL hispanic women and Haitian women with small children in tow… \<snip\>

At first I read that as _A_SL Hispanic women. I suppose a deaf lady might have trouble controlling her kids if she didn’t realize how loud they could get…

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/206 "2009-06-23T01:54:46Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> What about Eskimo Pies? Huh? HUH!!!

I stepped in one while on vacation in Alaska and I’ve been prejudice against them ever since. Sure, you have acres and acres of wilderness but that doesn’t mean you can’t bury it does it?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/207 "2009-06-23T02:59:23Z")

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That was probably an EskiMOO Pie…

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/208 "2009-06-23T03:40:10Z")

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Hmmm…  
I’m all-American, pale as a ghost and I can’t control my kids.

Of course they’re both half-Mexican. That’s probably what it is. I can’t control their daddy either.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/209 "2009-06-23T17:51:34Z")

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Wouldn’t it be a positive thing for Mexicans control your kids while in public? I mean, so that you don’t have to?  
Seems like it would be an incentive to take them out of the house, where they are unmanageable.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mexicans-control-your-damn-kids-while-in-public/500209/210 "2009-06-24T00:31:55Z")

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> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be a positive thing for Mexicans control your kids while in public? I mean, so that you don’t have to?  
> Seems like it would be an incentive to take them out of the house, where they are unmanageable.

Yeah, my first thought on reading the title was, “They do?” While picturing a Mexican person holding an RF controller and causing my kids to turn in circles.

Come to think of it, that makes slightly more sense than the OP.

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