# Meyseton for Inclusion Body Myositis **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 19, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991 "2012-01-19T09:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/1 "2012-01-19T09:27:33Z")
Have you been looking for a treatment option to get rid of Inclusion Body Myositis? You have landed to the right place then if your answer is “yes”. Here, at this platform you can find a solution for your problems related to Inclusion Body Myositis. It took us a really elongated period of time to come up with an all natural, one of its kind treatment option to cure Inclusion Body Myositis. We have at our backend some very hardworking and highly talented herbalists who have mastered the science of botanical extracts and they exactly know what product will cure what disease. Want to get rid of Inclusion Body Myositis? Our expert herbalists who have invested all heir efforts and precious time in researching organic plants in order to figure out which natural ingredients will actually be required to treat Inclusion Body Myositis have come up with a wonderful, highly efficient treatment alternative known as Meyseton which is made of pure natural ingredients extracted from natural botanical plants. Our product is manufactured after conducting a detailed scientific research on all the ingredients used in it. Our team of dedicated herbalists has researched the benefits and side effects of each and every ingredient used in the medicine so that the product does not have any negative impact on the patient. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/2 "2012-01-19T12:05:20Z")
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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/3 "2012-01-19T12:09:16Z")
> [@herbscure](#): > > Have you been looking for a treatment option to get rid of Inclusion Body Myositis? > You have landed to the right place then if your answer is “yes”. Here, at this platform you can find a solution for your problems related to Inclusion Body Myositis. It took us a really elongated period of time to come up with an all natural, one of its kind treatment option to cure Inclusion Body Myositis. We have at our backend some very hardworking and highly talented herbalists who have mastered the science of botanical extracts and they exactly know what product will cure what disease. > Want to get rid of Inclusion Body Myositis? > Our expert herbalists who have invested all heir efforts and precious time in researching organic plants in order to figure out which natural ingredients will actually be required to treat Inclusion Body Myositis have come up with a wonderful, highly efficient treatment alternative known as Meyseton which is made of pure natural ingredients extracted from natural botanical plants. Our product is manufactured after conducting a detailed scientific research on all the ingredients used in it. Our team of dedicated herbalists has researched the benefits and side effects of each and every ingredient used in the medicine so that the product does not have any negative impact on the patient. Since this post contains no links, can’t we keep it here for posterity? I was especially interested to know that they have a team of herbalists in in their backend. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/4 "2012-01-19T13:20:32Z")
> [@herbscure](#): > > Our expert herbalists who have invested all heir efforts and precious time in researching organic plants in order to figure out which natural ingredients will actually be required to treat Inclusion Body Myositis … Kinda nice of them to spend their whole inheritance on the research though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/5 "2012-01-19T14:35:09Z")
> [@](#): > > pure natural ingredients extracted from natural botanical plants. The alternative is natural ingredients from unnatural plants - or maybe unnatural ingredients from natural plants. Either way, I’m glad someone is hawking herbal cures for obscure diseases (is this now an “orphan herb”?). Wonder how they can make much money off it, unless they simultaneously discover that it also cures flatulence, warts, eczema and cancer. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/6 "2012-01-19T15:08:41Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > The alternative is natural ingredients from unnatural plants Part of the new Triffid-based economy. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/7 "2012-01-19T18:26:09Z")
[QUOTE=herbscure] Here, at this platform you can find a solution for your problems … [/QUOTE] Platform 9 3/4, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/8 "2012-01-19T18:49:48Z")
I wasn’t aware that inclusion body myositis was such a problem. It must be one of those herbscure disorders that nobody wants to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/9 "2012-01-19T21:42:38Z")
Using less than superb judgment I checked out their website. Did you know that there is impressive research pulled from their backend? _“An evaluation of the efficacy of Meyseton on proliferation of Inclusion Body Myositis. An in-house study by The Gordon’s Herbal Research Center (GHRC)”_ Johns Hopkins, look out. \*"Here is a summary of the clinical trail (sic) conducted in compliance with the protocol, cGCP requirements: The extensive report includes over 300 pages and is 18 megabytes in size."\* Man, that is sure a lot of bytes. _“The trials were labelled as successful.”_ If we do say so ourselves. _“100 percent of the patients tested experienced no side effects while using Meyseton.”_ I’m reminded of the scene in “The Fugitive” where Evil Doctor announces to the cardiologists’ convention that the Evil Pharma heart drug is wildly effective with absolutely no side effects, and no one in the audience busts out laughing. _“Based on this data it is believed that if the trial period was longer, the results would have been even better.”_ Well, that’s usually the way it works, unless of course the patients get worse. The research data would be even more impressive if they didn’t follow up with a rendition of the Quack Miranda Warning: _“Legal Disclaimer: The statements made on our websites have not been evaluated by the FDA (U.S. Food & Drug Administration). Our products are not intended to diagnose, cure or prevent any disease…”_☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/10 "2012-01-19T21:50:17Z")
> [@Sudden\_Kestrel](#): > > I wasn’t aware that inclusion body myositis was such a problem. It must be one of those herbscure disorders that nobody wants to talk about. It’s actually quite a nasty progressively debilitating disease, for which medical science knows no effective cure. Good job there are some quacks with herbs around, or there would be no hope at all. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/11 "2012-01-19T22:51:44Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > The alternative is natural ingredients from unnatural plants - or maybe unnatural ingredients from natural plants. And then there are the supernatural ingredients from supernatural plants. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meyseton-for-inclusion-body-myositis/609991/12 "2012-01-19T22:57:57Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > > [@Sudden\_Kestrel](#): > > > > I wasn’t aware that inclusion body myositis was such a problem. It must be one of those herbscure disorders that nobody wants to talk about. > > It’s actually quite a nasty progressively debilitating disease, for which medical science knows no effective cure. Good job there are some quacks with herbs around, or there would be no hope at all. Agree with **Mangetout** , at least as far as the description is concerned. It may not be a common disorder — thankfully — but it did contribute significantly to my father’s death and made the last eight years of his life increasingly miserable. Quackery like the OP is (almost) enough to make me less committed to the principle of free speech.