# Michael A. White nd the White Party

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [June 26, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930 "2011-06-26T19:35:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chiefwhitesr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@chiefwhitesr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiefwhitesr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/1 "2011-06-26T19:35:56Z")

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Now opening discussion on my new party. Please ask anything you like.

Sincerely,  
Chief Michael A. White Sr/

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/2 "2011-06-26T19:38:30Z")

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How much money will you give me?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/3 "2011-06-26T19:49:05Z")

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Have you thought about changing the name? The White Party has various connotations you might not intend.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/4 "2011-06-26T19:50:10Z")

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Wait, White, don’t tell me…

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/5 "2011-06-26T19:52:52Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Have you thought about changing the name? The White Party has various connotations you might not intend.

How do you know that?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/6 "2011-06-26T20:06:10Z")

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Party? I love parties. Just tell me where and when. Dress? Can I bring anything?

BTW, what’s the debate?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/7 "2011-06-26T20:08:42Z")

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Does your party see everything in terms of Black and White?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/8 "2011-06-26T20:10:13Z")

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What’s your stand on the common symbol of the Kingdom of Gondor?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/9 "2011-06-26T20:14:22Z")

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Lots of ABBA. No dancing. The spastic arrhythmia of white dancing is embarassing. OK, maybe the “robot”. That form of line dancing commonly known as the “goosestep”. Coors.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/10 "2011-06-26T20:16:51Z")

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Wake up, White People!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/11 "2011-06-26T20:22:17Z")

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Do you think you’ll lose any votes due to not being able to spell “and”?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/12 "2011-06-26T20:25:13Z")

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Why do you aks?

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**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/13 "2011-06-26T20:27:40Z")

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Are you White Hat hackers?

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/14 "2011-06-26T20:33:07Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> Party? I love parties. Just tell me where and when. Dress? Can I bring anything?

It’s a special SEAL theme. Bring in your costume, like everyone else here.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/15 "2011-06-26T20:51:37Z")

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Are all your candidates able to balance a beachball on their noses?

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**Author:** ![chiefwhitesr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@chiefwhitesr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiefwhitesr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/16 "2011-06-26T21:22:11Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> How much money will you give me?

I guess that all depends on what you have to offer my cause. Under my rules people who contribute get paid fat. People with good business plans get loans. I want to reinvent the bank loan manager.

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**Author:** ![chiefwhitesr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@chiefwhitesr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiefwhitesr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/17 "2011-06-26T21:23:25Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> Are all your candidates able to balance a beachball on their noses?

All party members are efficient multi-taskers/

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**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/18 "2011-06-26T21:26:29Z")

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From [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Party):

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> The White Party is the name of a number of circuit parties held annually, catering to the LGBT communities.

I’m in!

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/19 "2011-06-26T21:31:25Z")

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> [@chiefwhitesr](#):
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> Now opening discussion on my new party. Please ask anything you like.

This is the debate forum.

Please post a thesis, (_e.g._, mission statement or political platform of the party), so that folks can actually debate an issue. Otherwise, this is going off to **MPSIMS** (provided the jokes and responses don’t get raunchy enough to justify a move to **The BBQ Pit** ).

[/Moderating]

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**Author:** ![chiefwhitesr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@chiefwhitesr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiefwhitesr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-a-white-nd-the-white-party/586930/20 "2011-06-26T21:42:17Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> Have you thought about changing the name? The White Party has various connotations you might not intend.

The current definition of the White Party is of a bi-sexual and homosexual nature. They also raise awareness for HIV/AIDS.

This White Party recognizes gays as equals. Just another American that is being oppressed like many features of my Party.

Thank You but I have made my mind up to call it the White Party.:dubious;)

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