# Michael Douglas Makes Powerful Statement About the Dangers of Pleasuring Catherine Zeta Jones **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 4, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110 "2013-06-04T13:13:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/62 "2013-06-05T16:13:58Z")
This is no doubt a taste of things to come. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/63 "2013-06-05T17:03:37Z")
Whether he was referring to her or not I don’t think this is going to help CZJ’s mental health. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/64 "2013-06-05T18:38:20Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I love Michael Douglas’ quote - “Without getting too specific…” > > Could anybody else read between the lines that when he said “it comes about from cunnilingus” he meant “it comes about from cunnilingus”? Reading between the lines is what caused Michael Douglas to get cancer. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/65 "2013-06-05T18:44:12Z")
And he still moves his lips (and hers) when he reads, too! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/66 "2013-06-06T02:19:51Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > And he still moves his lips (and hers) when he reads, too! Word of mouth, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/67 "2013-06-06T02:28:17Z")
And to think I used to envy CZJ. Now I just pity her. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/68 "2013-06-06T14:37:39Z")
> [@zoog](#): > > If eating pussy is gonna kill me, well hey, I’ve gotta die of something someday… If man was not intended to eat pussy, then why does pussy look so much like a taco? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/69 "2013-06-06T20:17:57Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > The CDC said that cunnilingus with Catherine Zeta Jones has caused more cases of cancer in the past 20 years than smoking, radiation, and witchcraft combined. Yet, like any good looking woman, she still gets laid. Proving once again that, when it comes to sex, men are idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/70 "2013-06-06T20:24:30Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Am I the only one who read this & pictured a woman watching this interview and then turning to smack a cancer survivor across the back of his head while yelling, “\* I could have had my P-8…!\*” :eek: 😉 And drank a V8. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/71 "2013-06-06T20:29:37Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Yet, like any good looking woman, she still gets laid. Proving once again that, when it comes to sex, men are idiots. We still score higher than praying mantises, though it may just be dumb luck. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/72 "2013-06-07T00:52:04Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Yet, like any good looking woman, she still gets laid. Proving once again that, when it comes to sex, men are idiots. _shrug_ Michael Douglas was just paying her lip service. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110/73 "2013-06-08T15:31:45Z")
Somewhere in America, a deeply frightened Matt Damon spends his long dark nights staring up at the ceiling. Unable to sleep. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-douglas-makes-powerful-statement-about-the-dangers-of-pleasuring-catherine-zeta-jones/660110.md?page=3)