# Michael Ellis, please remove the stick from your ass. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698 "2003-06-18T14:06:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/21 "2003-06-18T22:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > _YRIL > (Your Response Is Lame_) > > (\*\*Very Lame) \*\* Don’t you have something better to do rather than post such inane bullsht? I repeat: Fuck off, unless you have something to add to the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/22 "2003-06-18T22:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*Don’t you have something better to do rather than post such inane bullsht? > > I repeat: Fuck off, unless you have something to add to the OP. \*\* NRSWUMPA, SEM\* (\*not really, slow week until more primers arrive, so eat me) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/23 "2003-06-18T22:55:32Z")
I’ve been pitted! At last! Yah-hoo! [sub]Pity it’s so lame, though.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/24 "2003-06-18T23:02:46Z")
Oh, I see. Rather than even try to debate any of the OPs points, because you know it’s obviously above you, you choose to say “It’s lame”. No, that’s pretty fucking lame, you elitist jerkoff. Fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/25 "2003-06-18T23:18:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > “Frink-o-Matic irony meter.” > > I purposely didn’t bother to correct any spelling mistakes. I was waiting for someone to claim some sort of superiority at my mistakes, which is what usually happens with rants of **ths** sort. I didn’t have to wait that long. You notice that most of the mistakes didn’t really interfere with the point I was trying to get across, just like the mistake Parkerz made. [sup]BOLDING ADDED[/sup] **Aslan2** , did you read **Ethilrist** ’s post? You didn’t just make spelling mistakes. There are blatant syntax and grammar errors in your OP, including completely omitted or outright wrong words. However much the importance of correct spelling may be disputed around here, a huge number of people regard poor spelling as a sign of mental incompetence (or inconsideration, at least). You don’t come across as an outright feeb in most of your posts, so you may wish to spend a little more time proofreading and checking your spelling before posting. There’s a blatant error in your reply to me. If you couldn’t tell, I’m giving you the gift everyone gives and nobody takes; Advice. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/26 "2003-06-18T23:23:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*Oh, I see. Rather than even try to debate any of the OPs points, because you know it’s obviously above you, you choose to say “It’s lame”. No, that’s pretty fucking lame, you elitist jerkoff. Fuck you. \*\* KBMUPOPOLR\* (\*Kneel before my unholy power, oh poster of lame rants) ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/27 "2003-06-18T23:26:05Z")
Reported. Know, knock it the fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/28 "2003-06-18T23:31:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*Reported. > > Know, knock it the fuck off. \*\* “Know”? Know what? Know that your a jerkoff that attacks people making jokes? But i already know that…And now everyone else does too. GJ\*!!! (\*Good Job) ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/29 "2003-06-18T23:36:35Z")
Hahahahaha! (pronounced HA ha [sub]ha[/sub] ha **[sup]HA![/SUP]**) You’re an idiot, Aslan2. Now reply to my post and say “fuck”. I’ve never seen a one trick so original. Ten bucks says “reported” will soon join the ranks of plonking and troll accusations, since that’s essentially what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/30 "2003-06-18T23:39:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > **"Know"? Know what? Know that your a jerkoff that attacks people making jokes? But i already know that…And now everyone else does too.** Just so you know, I reported you for posting inane comments that have nothing even slightly related to the OP repeatedly. Oh, and if we’re going to complain about such petty mistakes(lets see you maintain perfect spelling when being attacked by multiple posters), the “i” should be capatilized. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/31 "2003-06-18T23:48:15Z")
The OP is lame, i said so, it is related. Then you insulted me (which i guess is related to the OP, what with you being lame and all), so i responded, then you insulted and i responded. All this time you’ve been 100% lame. TFTL\*! (\*Thanks For The Lame!) ---
**Author:** ![Dryga\_Yes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@Dryga\_Yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dryga_Yes)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/32 "2003-06-18T23:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > **your a jerkoff** \ ***REPORTED** \* ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/33 "2003-06-18T23:49:47Z")
The proper contraction of ‘let us’ is ‘let’s’, not ‘lets’. When in the Pit, do as the Pitted, or something like that. Don’t bitch and whine because your stupid Pit thread is not being taken seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/34 "2003-06-18T23:49:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dryga\_Yes \* > \*\*\ ***REPORTED** \* \*\* I’ll report you! For reporting me! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/35 "2003-06-18T23:49:48Z")
Wait, if it’s wrong to post inane comments that have nothing even slightly related to the OP repeatedly… Wait, now I’m trying to parse that sentence. Hell, fools rush in. Now, back to what I was saying. If it’s wrong to post inane comments that have nothing even slightly related to the OP repeatedly, **Aslan2** , I fear for your carpal tunnel when you read MPSIMS and click ‘Report this post to a moderator’ like a crack-addled rhesus monkey. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/36 "2003-06-18T23:50:53Z")
You know, come to think of it, my last commend had nothing to do with the OP. **Aslan2** , go right ahead and report me. That post had nothing even slightly related to the OP repeatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/37 "2003-06-18T23:52:49Z")
Your awl sew rong. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/38 "2003-06-18T23:56:01Z")
I think you’re wrong, lno. It would be more like a rabid badger PCP’d to the eyeballs. Small point, but I thought it was worth pointing out. Oh, shit, is Aslan2 going to report me also now? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/39 "2003-06-18T23:56:38Z")
Hey, Tars Tarkas, I need help writing my suicide note. Can you maybe help me edit it, so it won’t be so lame? I can’t get a fucking break in life, can’t get a fucking break on this fucking board. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698/40 "2003-06-18T23:57:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beagle \* > \*\*Your awl sew rong. \*\* What’s really freaky is that sentence makes sence, spelled the way it is. **Beagle** is the reincarnation of Chaucer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-ellis-please-remove-the-stick-from-your-ass/182698.md?page=3)