# Michael Irvin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-irvin/328628>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 30, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-irvin/328628 "2005-10-30T21:19:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-irvin/328628/21 "2005-11-02T03:43:04Z")

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> [@HelloKitty](#):
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> My mind is boggled. That’s kind of like asking “If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it…” isn’t it?

I think it’s more like “If Jesus and Superman played for the Saints, would they still suck?\*”

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> Mike Ditka is always giving Irvin crap and makes fun of his goofy suits every week.
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> Last week Irvin said something like “Coach, how come you don’t ever agree with me on anything?” Ditka deadpanned: “You’re always wrong. Period.”
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> Ditka RULES.

I’ve always loved Ditka. It’s too bad he isn’t back on the Sunday Afternoon broadcasts. He’s always had an admirable imaptience with bullshit.

\*Yes.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-irvin/328628/22 "2005-11-02T03:58:42Z")

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> [@Hippy Hollow](#):
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> PS - Sterling Sharpe - masterful commentary, great wardrobe, engaging personality.  
> Shannon Sharpe - jacked up commentary, bizarre wardrobe, something of a science exhibit personality-wise.

Don’t forget to add “horse-faced” to Shannon’s list of attributes. I mean, John Madden is no prize, but at least he doesn’t make me think of the Kentucky Derby all the time.

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