# Michigan Dopefest!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251 "2007-05-15T23:46:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251/141 "2007-06-17T15:24:41Z")

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Me?..Why…I sit around and look pretty and crash Dopefests.

I’m currently unemployed, senor.

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**Author:** ![Heller\_Highwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@Heller\_Highwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heller_Highwater)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251/142 "2007-06-17T15:32:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Figaro]  
I never did find out what LOUNE does for a living, but if the rest of us combined forces we could build the world’s most badass Laser-powered singing philosopher robot!  
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On FIRE! 😃

I’m glad I got to meet y’all. Sorry to those who missed it.

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**Author:** ![Figaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea666f/32.png) [@Figaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Figaro)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251/143 "2007-06-17T15:32:58Z")

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Laser-powered dopefest-crashing singing philosopher robot it is!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251/144 "2007-06-17T17:20:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Heller Highwater]  
On FIRE! 😃

I’m glad I got to meet y’all. Sorry to those who missed it.  
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Yay! 😃

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michigan-dopefest/404251/145 "2007-06-18T00:58:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Me?..Why…I sit around and look pretty and crash Dopefests.

I’m currently unemployed, senor.  
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And we will remain unemployed because our robots will take all the jobs. McDonald’s, Ford Motor, FedEx? So much for having a Protestant work ethic. The laser-powered robots will read the FedEx bar codes with lasers in the Logistics department, assemble the autos, and flip the burgers.

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