So, to sum up, Michigan became the 38th US state to ban smoking in public places. Such bans are also common elsewhere in the civilised world. The smokers don’t get it. They list a number of arguments, ranging from the reasonable to the frankly ridiculous, but don’t quite understand why this has happened. So, for the benefit of those smokers in the 39th state, whichever it may be, here is an analysis which you might consider if you want to avoid a ban in your state.
NON-SMOKERS REALLY DO NOT LIKE HAVING SMOKED BLOWN ON THEM. EVER
There, that isn’t too complicated or difficult to understand, is it? The nuances come from the complex interaction of social and legal norms. But it still isn’t too difficult:
IN THE PAST, THE NON-SMOKERS HAD TO PUT UP WITH HAVING SMOKE BLOWN ON THEM. NOW, THEY DON’T.
Still keeping up? Good! So, if you want to keep your right to smoke in public intact, then the smokers in your state (and the simple honest businessmen exercising their god-given rights to encourage addictive behaviour in situations where they can exploit the addicts commercially) need to take one momentous step:
STOP BLOWING SMOKE OVER NON-SMOKERS
It won’t be easy. What you do in the comfort of your own home is your own business (unless non-smoking friends or family are visiting, or if you have children), but when you are in bars and clubs and restaurants and theatres and bookshops and buses and every other public space, you will need to exercise restraint. The managers of such facilities can assist: provided that all (which means “all”) of the amenities are available to anyone without having smoke blown on them, then no-one will mind if there is a back room where the smokers go to poison themselves. But, and I can’t emphasise this strongly enough, you are going to stop blowing smoke over non-smokers soon enough, the only question is how much of an inconvenience it will be for you.
A final word for the smokers of Michigan: your continuing right to smoke outdoors and in other public places is contingent on you not inconveniencing non-smokers with your smoke. Don’t push your luck.
Happy to discuss if anyone thinks there are any flaws in this analysis of the reality of the situation. Not interested in discussing whether the situation is fair or moral or reasonable - liberty has literally never smelled so sweet, and we will never agree to you blowing smoke over us again.