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Of course, there is no reason whatsoever to invent a new programming language. We already have plenty of good ones in the pure functional sphere alone, and all of them have good compilers and plenty of experience behind optimizing them on unfriendly hardware.* Inventing a new programming language is way down on the list of useful things Microsoft could be doing with what it has.
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Yes, but it makes them sound like they’ve invented functinal programming. Those of us in technical fields who have to program but aren’t trained computer scientists have been using functional programming for decades. LISP, Scheme, HAL/S, Mathematica. It’s not particularly great for large structured projects, but for quick and clean algorithms that you want to implement with a minimum of obscurity and documentation, it’s a cherry.
It’s almost become impossible to make fun of Microsoft anymore, because they scoop any would-be satirists by doing something utterly more absurd than anything any rational person could possibly dream up. And this isn’t something new; this paradigm of inanity goes back at least to Microsoft Bob.
Stranger