# Midwest Chick Dope
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685 "2001-09-10T15:57:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/41 "2001-09-13T21:29:23Z")
Hey you two! Take this business elsewhere! This is a chick thread. š
That is unless youāre planning on aiding and abetting **Paul** and **ts** in their attempts at subterfuge. Which will fail.
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### Author:  [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)
#### Post date: [September 13, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/42 "2001-09-13T22:35:07Z")
I am a definite maybe on this and also will be able to drive from Chicago if anyone needs a ride.
Let me know.
Do we have a preliminary head count yet?
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### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/43 "2001-09-14T06:43:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> \*\*Hey you two! Take this business elsewhere! This is a chick thread. š
>
> That is unless youāre planning on aiding and abetting **Paul** and **ts** in their attempts at subterfuge. Which will fail. \*\*
Hmmm, sounds like a challenge. You forget that I know something that you do not know.
āOh, what is that?ā
āI am not left-handed!ā
[sub]Sorry? Itās what? Oh, got off-track, nevermind.[/sub] As I was saying, I have the upper-hand, as I know what [YOU](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/vwp?.dir=/ChiDope+(August+23-24+2001)&.src=ph&.dnm=Nice+pants.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/lst%3f%26.dir=/ChiDope%2b(August%2b23-24%2b2001)%26.src=ph%26.view=t) look like, but you do not know what _I_ look like! MWU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
And **Ralf, Esprix** , weāll need all the aiding and abetting we can get. Especially if you want to volunteer for the Undercover Ops ā have you tried the dress and high heels thing? Might be just the right cover!
[sub]Esprix, put that pen down, I was just askinā, and anyways it was Ralf who brought it upā¦Damn, now Iām on the list. Nice goinā, Ralfā¦[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/44 "2001-09-14T06:52:32Z")
Ahem. I said,āI know what [YOU](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/lst?.dir=/&.src=ph&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/th1nksn0w/lst%3f%26.dir=/ChiDope%2b(August%2b23-24%2b2001)%26.src=ph%26.view=t&.view=t) look likeā¦ā
[sub]Hint: Look for Bunnyās belly button in ChiDope photos[/sub]
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/45 "2001-09-14T09:30:33Z")
Ok, the whole āfacial/nail polishā thing kinda threw me off, butā¦
If yāall donāt mind I might want to do this. Let me get back to you once I find out if my Spain trip is still a goā¦
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### Author:  [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/46 "2001-09-14T12:47:18Z")
**Paul the Younger** , Iāll take **Bunnygirlās** challenge. And, since Iām less than 1/4 mile from **BG** and her belly-button ring as I type, Iām ideally located to act as a forward observer. (And if sheāll turn around, Iāll observe her reā¦)
SMACK!!
OW! - **Bunny** , what was that for???
OK, Iāll be goodā¦ [sub]for now[/sub]. And Iāll aid and abet as much as I can. Iāve done the dress thing once, but it was Halloween, and I went as a nun. Do you think theyād let Sister Mary Ralf go on this outing? And will I have to shave my beard?
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/47 "2001-09-17T14:03:47Z")
**Ralf** , behave right now or Iāll stick you back in your cage.
**chique** , as much as I would love to have you come, Iād pick Spain too, if I had a choice! š Just keep me posted.
Hereās the list as it stands now; let me know if Iāve missed anyone.
> [@](#):
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> BunnyGirl yes
> MissCreant yes
> jarbabyj maybe
> Magdalene maybe
> wring maybe
> rmariamp yes
> Arden Ranger maybe
> porcupine maybe
> Persephone yes
> Shadowfox yes
> tsarina yes
> lee maybe
> Lady Ice yes
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/48 "2001-09-17T14:14:07Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> \*\*Iāve got three sets of gear and two underwater cameras, weāre in business!
>
> The anti-cootie spray will be discussed at next weeks mens meeting. Hopefully, we can install some beer-goggles on the women when they arenāt paying attentionā¦perhaps wine-goggles would work better in this application. Weāll have to discuss this too. \*\*
Ooh, **ts** , I have to get involved, too! You never know when my ability to create a diversion could come in handy for the rest of our operation!
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/49 "2001-09-17T14:27:31Z")
Cranky is a maybe. Iād love to and am 90% sure I can, but I canāt commit until I know where Iāll be with the Big Ugly Albatross Known As My Dissertation.
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### Author:  [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/50 "2001-09-17T14:44:01Z")
Iām going to cry.
You girls better have loads of fun and do something wonderfully silly, just for me. I need to be there in spirit at the very least.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/51 "2001-09-17T14:46:04Z")
**Cranky** , I and my friend here (gestures to big Wiseguy standing at her shoulder) had a little ātalkā with the University today. I think youāll be finding a little extra help on that dissertation forthcoming.
UofM now has a little more complete understanding of the importance of ChickDope and your attendance there at.
š
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/52 "2001-09-17T14:55:06Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Medeaās Child \*
> \*\*Iām going to cry.
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> You girls better have loads of fun and do something wonderfully silly, just for me. I need to be there in spirit at the very least. \*\*
Well, who knows, doll? I may just be tempted to come take you up thereā¦š
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### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/53 "2001-09-17T15:52:18Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*Ooh, **ts** , I have to get involved, too! You never know when my ability to create a diversion could come in handy for the rest of our operation! \*\*
I donāt know if you and **ts** doing another lapdance qualifies as a diversion, or entertainmentā¦
š
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/54 "2001-09-17T15:56:59Z")
Either way, **Paul** , you have to admit that not having any shame can be a great asset to this mission.
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### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/55 "2001-09-17T16:41:31Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*Either way, **Paul** , you have to admit that not having any shame can be a great asset to this mission. \*\*
Therefore, my friend, success is GUARANTEED!
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/56 "2001-09-17T17:10:00Z")
Exactly my point, **Paul**. I figure that I may have to distract someone so that the rest of the mens can make a clean getaway. If I have to sacrifice myself to the female Dopers so you all can escape, I will. Anything for the mission.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/57 "2001-09-17T17:17:26Z")
Ex-CUSE ME! This is **my** thread, not yāalls.
Sheesh! Start your own thread on your evil plans and wicked schemes. š
And **Super** , youāre easy, man, too easy. š
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/58 "2001-09-17T18:28:12Z")
Sacrifice yourself?
Heh.
Iāll handle him, Bunny.
[sub]:::Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld, heads to the basement to track down her Popeil Portable Sacrificial Altar & Official Ginsu (cuts through a ribcage without dulling!) Ceremonial Knives:::
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/59 "2001-09-17T18:43:24Z")
I knew I could depend on you, you goddess, you!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/60 "2001-09-17T18:48:56Z")
No problemo, Bunster. š
[brief serious aside] In light of recent events, if thereās anyone who changes their mind about traveling here due to fear of air travel (or travel in general, at the moment), I fully understand. [/end brief serious aside]
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