# Midwest Chick Dope
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685 "2001-09-10T15:57:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/61 "2001-09-17T19:53:32Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> \*\*Sacrifice yourself?
>
> Heh.
>
> I’ll handle him, Bunny.
> [sub]:::Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld, heads to the basement to track down her Popeil Portable Sacrificial Altar & Official Ginsu (cuts through a ribcage without dulling!) Ceremonial Knives::: [/sub]\*\*
:eek:
**DUDE! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!**
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/62 "2001-09-17T20:05:43Z")
[sub]Heh. I love it when they do that…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/63 "2001-09-17T20:38:02Z")
[random mythology comment]
Just offer her a pomegranate. Works every time. 🙂
[/random mythology comment]
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/64 "2001-09-17T20:57:16Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \*
> \*\*
>
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> > **[sub]:::Persephone, Goddess of the Underworld, heads to the basement to track down her Popeil Portable Sacrificial Altar & Official Ginsu (cuts through a ribcage without dulling!) Ceremonial Knives::: [/sub]**
>
> :eek:
>
> **DUDE! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!** \*\*
Nope. I’m not scared of any ginsu knife. I’m **Superdude**! My only weakness is Spam™!
[sub]Dammit! Why just I just say what my weakness was? God! ::slapping forehead:: Stupid stupid stupid!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/65 "2001-09-18T02:20:06Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Just offer her a pomegranate. Works every time.
Once. That worked _one time._
[sub]of course, I’m still paying for it, but at this late date, I’m kinda used to it. And I’ve got a really nice tan.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/66 "2001-09-18T03:47:36Z")
hum…
a chick feast
::cough cough::
I mean chick fest
You know you ladies might consider a servant for this event.
You know someone to fetch you a drink, carry your bags at the mall, or anything else you might need ;)😉
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/67 "2001-09-18T16:40:31Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Nicklz \*
> \*\*
> You know you ladies might consider a servant for this event.
> You know someone to fetch you a drink, carry your bags at the mall, or anything else you might need ;)😉 \*\*
:eek:
This is an incredible idea. Really. I mean, a servant boy to handle our irreasonable wishes and demands **all freakin’ weekend**!? Be still my beating heart!
Hmmmm…I dunno. Might make the other guys jealous. Wouldn’t want to start a feud.
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### Author:  [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/68 "2001-09-19T01:37:22Z")
BunnyGirl
Your wish is my command.
😃
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### Author:  [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/69 "2001-09-19T03:29:01Z")
**Nicklz?**
Forget about me so quickly, I see 😉
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### Author:  [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/70 "2001-09-20T02:30:32Z")
hardygrrl
how could I ever forget about you. 😃
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### Author:  [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/71 "2001-09-20T02:43:08Z")
Good answer, you’ll get the special treatment 😉
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/72 "2001-09-24T19:24:18Z")
: **bump** :
Saving your pennies for shopping yet, ladies?
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/73 "2001-09-24T21:06:35Z")
Hello. Ooops…
[girly voice on]
Hello. I’m… uh… Stephanie… **mrblue** ’s friend, and I was wondering where you were meeting to have this little get together. I love shopping very much, you know. Why, I’m just dying to meet you all after hearing about the Art Fair. Oooh… and we can talk about all the boys…
:shudders:
[/girly voice off]
OK, screw it.
Hey, I went with you to the Art Fair with nary a complaint. (OK, I did have to lie down for awhile, but c’mon, I didn’t whine about it, did I?) The fact is, I _enjoyed_ hanging out with you. I even went to see _My Fair Lady_ in London. By myself. And liked it.
If I promise not to reveal the time and location to the other male dopers on punishment of… oh I don’t know (I’m sure you’ll think of something suitable), could I perhaps be an Honorary Female Doper for that weekend? 😃
(Just don’t expect me to talk about “the boys”. I can even bring earplugs if you insist…)
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/74 "2001-09-24T21:16:07Z")
::sigh::
Take me off the Maybe list, Bunny.
Our financial situation just hit rock bottom and I don’t know that I can pull it back out in time to make this.
Someone grope [p]Persephone\*\* for me. 😉
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/75 "2001-09-24T21:36:28Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*
> [B
>
> Someone grope [p]Persephone\*\* for me. 😉 \*\*
I will!! I will!!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/76 "2001-09-25T03:51:41Z")
Sorry, **Superdude.** I’m saving myself for **Arden.**
[sub]…but I kinda like the idea of making **mrblue** and Honorary Chick…:D[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/77 "2001-09-25T04:11:16Z")
😃
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/78 "2001-09-25T13:14:57Z")
Well, hmmmmm…an Honorary Chick, eh?
Let me think.
:puts on thinking cap and assumes Rodin’s _Thinker_ position:
Well, let’s consider our pros and cons here, shall we?[ul]
**Pros**
[li]You _did_ play a very fine escort for the Art Fair.[/li][li]You carried our packages at Art Fair[/li][li]You **never** complained about us stopping at every single freakin’ jewelry booth so I could look for doggone moonstones (10 extra **Bunny** points for that)[/li][li]You’re an all-around great guy[/li][li]You saw a fairly feminine musical in London by yourself[/li]
**Cons**
[li]You’re a dude, dude[/ul][/li]
I’m open for it. Let’s put the vote out to my constituents.
Ladies?
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/79 "2001-09-25T13:17:31Z")
I don’t mind if a mrblue tags along, but he is not coming into the dressing booth with me to help me try on bras and panties :eek:
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/80 "2001-09-25T13:28:16Z")
Oh **Shadow** , you’re such a prude [sub]not[/sub] 😛
I’ll let him help me slip my dainty foot into some shoes though! 😃
Gee, **mrblue** , are you _sure_ you’re up for something like this? If the voters speak “yes”, I’d advise bringing a book and a camp chair you can sit on when we get to stores like Spiegel and the Bass Shoe Outlet. Could take awhile.
😃
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