# Midwest Chick Dope
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685 "2001-09-10T15:57:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/81 "2001-09-25T14:39:00Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \*
> \*\*I don’t mind if a mrblue tags along, but he is not coming into the dressing booth with me to help me try on bras and panties :eek: \*\*
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, at the very suggestion. I didn’t think you were allowed to try on underwear. Ew…
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> **You carried our packages at Art Fair**
Maybe I’m mistaken, but in all honesty I don’t recall doing so. I remember carrying _my own_… Of course, I would certainly be willing to help out in that capacity. It’d be a picnic compared to walking for miles lost in Edinburgh with a 30 pound bag cutting into my shoulder.
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> \*\*I’ll let him help me slip my dainty foot into some shoes though! \*\*
And I’ll drive your pumpkin carriage too, I suppose…
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> **Gee, mrblue, are you sure you’re up for something like this? If the voters speak “yes”, I’d advise bringing a book and a camp chair you can sit on when we get to stores like Spiegel and the Bass Shoe Outlet. Could take awhile.**
Hey, I have Christmas shopping to do too… But what is this “Spiegel” of which you speak? And what kind of idiot would buy shoes for a fish? 😉
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/82 "2001-09-25T15:15:00Z")
Heck, I’d vote for Mr Blue92 being included. I love the guy, and he’s such a good sport!!
However, I can only imagine the uproar from the other fellers. Next thing you know, they’d be throwing it up in our faces at every turn, using it to jockey for more priveleges at Dopefests:
“What do you mean, I can’t press my face between your bare breasts and whip my head back and forth so your jugs slap me silly?!? You let Mr. Blue go shopping with you, didn’t ya?!”
How do you argue with fine logic and an impenetrable argument like that?
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/83 "2001-09-25T15:37:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*
> \*\*However, I can only imagine the uproar from the other fellers. Next thing you know, they’d be throwing it up in our faces at every turn, using it to jockey for more priveleges at Dopefests:
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> “What do you mean, I can’t press my face between your bare breasts and whip my head back and forth so your jugs slap me silly?!? You let Mr. Blue go shopping with you, didn’t ya?!”
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> How do you argue with fine logic and an impenetrable argument like that? \*\*
What? Our fine Doper men requesting preferential sexual treatment? I am shocked, _shocked_, I say! Why they would never use our treatment of **mrblue** as levera…wait a minute…I’m receiving an update off the Reuter’s wire.
Well, I guess I was wrong. Reuter’s reports that a recent Gallup poll of Doper men say 89% of them would use any means necessary to get preferential sexual treatment from a Doper Chick.
Slippery slope, isn’t it? However, the one point I feel I must make is that I don’t notice any of the other guys wanting to actually come _shopping_ with us [sub]cowards[/sub], they just want in on the After Shopping Party Extravaganza that we’ll be having in Frankenmuth. Wine goggles, indeed! :snort:
Therefore, I vote for **mrblue’s** inclusion.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/84 "2001-09-25T16:10:21Z")
**MtBlue** , if they say they are going to have a small “toy party” at someones house, do one of two things:[list=1][_]Run. Run fast, run far.[_]Stay and take pictures.[/list=1] Either way, have fun and give my regards to the lovely lasses.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/85 "2001-09-25T16:24:14Z")
Wait, wait, wait…
If there’s going to be a toy party, I WANT TO GO!
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/86 "2001-09-25T17:35:30Z")
Boys, boys, boys. There will be no “toy” party. Not to the best of my knowledge, any way. Not that I, personally, have planned.
What the other ladies have planned, well, you know I can’t control everyone.
And **Arden** , before I forget: **RATS!** **Persephone** and I were just talking last night how very cool it would be to meet you if you came! ☹
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/87 "2001-09-25T19:58:11Z")
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_Originally posted by thinksnow \*
\*\*MtBlue, if they say they are going to have a small “toy party” at someones house, do one of two things:[list=1][li]Run. Run fast, run far.[_]Stay and take pictures.[/list=1]\*\*[/li][/quote]
Something tells me if you did #2, you’d have to do #1…
Besides, you know these lovely women are _far_ too classy for that sort of thing. [sub]They use mail order.[/sub]
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> \*\*Either way, have fun and give my regards to the lovely lasses. \*\*
Wait, aren’t they going to read this anyway? Doesn’t it seem rather redundant for me to give them your regards a second time? Now perhaps if you asked me to give them your backrubs, that might fly…
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/88 "2001-09-25T20:01:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
> [BNow perhaps if you asked me to give them your backrubs, that might fly… \*\*
We have a winner, ladies and gentleman!!
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/89 "2001-09-25T20:24:53Z")
Psst… Guys, are you taking notes? I know I am.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/90 "2001-09-25T21:00:20Z")
No offense, but I don’t fob off backrubs on anyone. That is one thing I _always_ do myself. Too bad I can’t go.
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### Author:  [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/91 "2001-09-25T22:25:47Z")
_Ahem_
Juniper200 will back me up on this.
I give GREA T backrubs. So great they’ll make your knees melt and your thighs go a-quiver. Therefore…
I offer up my backrub action to everyone coming along on this trip! I’ll even bring oil and creams and teach you gals some techniques.
So that mrblue92 may not miss out on the experience of lovely ladies rubbing each other, I say let him come. He’s kinda like Milhouse… you know, almost like a big sister!
_grins madly and runs_
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/92 "2001-09-25T23:10:12Z")
I vote for the inclusion of **mrblue.**
He _purchased art_ at the Art Fair.
That caps it for me. 😃
Oh, and **Bunny**?
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> Reuter’s reports that a recent Gallup poll of Doper men say 89% of them would use any means necessary to get preferential sexual treatment from a Doper Chick.
IMHO, those numbers are low. 😃
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/93 "2001-09-25T23:45:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> \*\*And **Arden** , before I forget: **RATS!** **Persephone** and I were just talking last night how very cool it would be to meet you if you came! ☹ \*\*
Believe me, I’m just as disappointed, if not more.
But one day we will and wherever it is better watch out!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/94 "2001-09-25T23:50:36Z")
Actually, I was sobbing hysterically, tearing my hair and rending my garments, and **Bunny** was making a valiant effort to make me feel better. She’s good at that.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/95 "2001-09-26T01:21:28Z")
Frankly at this stage of the game, I’ll prostitute myself to get there. This has been the month from Hell.
(and of course my need to see **Bunny** )
I also propose that any male doper who can provide transportation for the lovely **Geobabe** be made an honorary Chick
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/96 "2001-09-26T02:07:43Z")
Put in another vote for making Mrblue an honorary chick. I need someone to keep me company while you guys do the shoe thing.
Lady Ice does not do the shoe thing. (Unless they’re Nike, Adidas or Birkenstocks.)
I am now coming to the realization that my user name does not fit my real image. Lady indeed.😃
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/97 "2001-09-26T05:37:12Z")
Never said I was a lady either, **Lady Ice.**
That’s why this is going to be _sooooooo_ much fun! 😃
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/98 "2001-09-26T11:56:28Z")
I’ve never really been the kind of chick who actually likes shopping either. I’m just coming along for the chance to hang out with some real-life adults, as opposed to the children I’m surrounded by all day long.
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/99 "2001-09-26T12:14:35Z")
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> \*Originally posted by tsarina \*
> \*\*So that mrblue92 may not miss out on the experience of lovely ladies rubbing each other, I say let him come. He’s kinda like Milhouse… you know, almost like a big sister!
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> _grins madly and runs_ \*\*
Hey! Just for that, I’m going to **require** one of those “thigh-quivering” backrubs. (BTW, whose thighs are supposed to quiver?)
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> _Originally posted by Persephone_
> **IMHO, those numbers are low.**
If you consider that 10.98% of male Dopers are gay, that just leaves me as the .02% who would not use any means necessary…
_looks back at the first response in this post_
Of course you realize that backrubs in _absolutely_ no way constitute “preferential sexual treatment”…
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> _Originally posted by Lady Ice_
> \*\*I need someone to keep me company while you guys do the shoe thing. \*\*
Certainly… we can go shop for Playstation games. 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/100 "2001-09-26T15:51:13Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*
> I also propose that any male doper who can provide transportation for the lovely **Geobabe** be made an honorary Chick
Ooh! I second that one!
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