# Midwest Chick Dope
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685 "2001-09-10T15:57:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/121 "2001-10-17T02:33:14Z")
Okay, here’s a list of who’s gonna be at ChickDope, so far. Please forgive and correct any errors (because I was just too doggone lazy to check the entire thread for any corrections :D) I did correct for **porcupine,** though!
Name Attending? Hotel on Saturday?
BunnyGirl yes yes
Miss Creant yes yes
jarbabyj yes yes
magdalene maybe ?
wring yes no
Persephone yes yes
Shadowfox yes maybe
tsarina yes ?
lee maybe ?
Lady Ice yes yes
chique maybe ?
Hello Again yes no
Geobabe yes yes
CrankyAsAnOldMan maybe ?
manhattan yes yes
mrblue92 yes no
Jane D’Oh maybe ?
My sincere apologies if this list looks like crap. I’ve been previewing over and over and over again, and I can’t get it right.
Be sure to drop Bunny a line if there’s any changes! 😃
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/122 "2001-10-22T19:07:12Z")
_bump_
I dunno what I’m doing. My mom is arriving on Saturday, which means I might get an early start with you girls on Saturday but leave early to fetch her. Or it might mean I’ll come up late after she arrives and possibly spend the night after all!
Gotta figure out her flight arrangements first.
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/123 "2001-10-22T22:39:03Z")
First the bad news. Unfortunately, due to an extreme financial situation, I won’t be able to go to Frankenmuth. And I really wanted to go Playstation game shopping with you too Blue.🙂
Now the good news. Same situation does not keep me from attending the Friday night festivities. Since they’re going to be held in my town anyway, it should be no problem. Just let me know when any definite plans are made for Friday night.
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/124 "2001-10-22T23:21:24Z")
No go ☹
As much as I wanted to tell manhattan about that odd dream in person, I have spent WAY too much money over here, and upon my return need to get my car outta hock.
Have I mentioned I’ve spent WAY too much money over here?
Anyhow…y’all have a good time. [sub]sniff[/sub]
:: Walks away dejectedly and kicks rocks ::
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/125 "2001-10-22T23:26:35Z")
Did I mention that I’m in line for a big promotion and raise, and that I’ll be bringing a fully-charged Mastercard? And that as a true patriot, I’m feel morally compelled to help the economy as President Bush has instructed us?
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/126 "2001-10-22T23:29:38Z")
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*
> \*\*Did I mention that I’m in line for a big promotion and raise, and that I’ll be bringing a fully-charged Mastercard? And that as a true patriot, I’m feel morally compelled to help the economy as President Bush has instructed us? \*\*
manhattan, perhaps you’d like my sizes now so you can warm up a little at Saks & Cartier?
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/127 "2001-10-22T23:58:21Z")
Sorry, in person fashion shows only!
I’m no dummy.
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/128 "2001-10-23T01:34:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*
> \*\*
> I’m no dummy. \*\*
Well, I think that’s up for debate. You’re going to be shopping with throngs of women, and you publicly admit you’re feeling spendy?
Oh wait, you’re single, aren’t you? Well, you’re no dummy after all!
And have I told you how great that tie goes with your eyes?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/129 "2001-10-23T02:29:44Z")
Saks & Cartier? Pah.
Who’s up for Victoria’s Secret? Or Frederick’s of Hollywood? 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/130 "2001-10-23T02:31:21Z")
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*
> \*\*Did I mention that I’m in line for a big promotion and raise, and that I’ll be bringing a fully-charged Mastercard? And that as a true patriot, I’m feel morally compelled to help the economy as President Bush has instructed us? \*\*
**manny** my love, you are aware that I am looking for a sugar daddy, are you not?
And I get to drive him around all weekend. Who wants to be my bestest friend? 😃
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/131 "2001-10-23T12:22:43Z")
:quickly starts looking for a place to hide his cash and credit cards:
Ah yes… I knew that hidden moneybelt would come in handy again.
No Playstation shopping? Rats. Well, as long as we hit a bookstore I’ll be satisfied… But you aren’t going to lead poor innocent me into some lingerie store, are you? Two guys amongst a gaggle of Doper Chicks picking out underwear?
:turns red:
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/132 "2001-10-24T22:35:47Z")
You wanna see us in lingerie and you know it, **mrblue.** Don’t even try that innocent stuff with us. 😉
[sub]Wait, on second thought, keep up the innocent act. Chicks dig it.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/133 "2001-10-24T22:41:26Z")
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
> \*\*:quickly starts looking for a place to hide his cash and credit cards:
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What if I have designs on something other than your wallet?
[sub]Boy, if he was blushing before, just look at him now![/sub]
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/134 "2001-10-25T12:52:17Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> **You wanna see us in lingerie and you know it, mrblue. Don’t even try that innocent stuff with us.**
Hey, I’m pure as the driven snow. Wait. Is “driven snow” the grey crunchy stuff that cars have compacted into an ice pack? Then I guess I’m not that.
Then I’m as pure as the morning dew. Wait. Doesn’t the dew wash pesticides off the crops? Nope.
How about a mountain stream… hey, what’s with those empty beer cans?
_sigh_
Damn it, I’m pure! 😃
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> _Originally posted by Geobabe_
> **What if I have designs on something other than your wallet?**
Yea, I know you want the rock I took from the top of Pike’s Peak. [sub](Ooops, that was probably illegal, wasn’t it?)[/sub] Hell, all you Doper chicks ever want to do is jump me and grab my rock. You’re all just too fascinated by volcanic formations that once spewed hot magma in a wild frenzy.
Speaking of frenzy, I think I see **dlgirl** coming…
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### Author:  [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/135 "2001-10-25T17:10:10Z")
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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*
> \*\*Did I mention that I’m in line for a big promotion and raise, and that I’ll be bringing a fully-charged Mastercard? And that as a true patriot, I’m feel morally compelled to help the economy as President Bush has instructed us? \*\*
**manny** may I take the time to point out that I personally have always repected you for your intellect, your wisdom, your strength of character, and the big, strong, warm, pulsating moderator hat you have??? 😃
[sub]have I mentioned lately that I’m available for adoption? housebroken, hardly any trouble atalll…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/136 "2001-10-25T21:52:58Z")
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> Hell, all you Doper chicks ever want to do is jump me and grab my rock.
Yes. And your problem with this is…??? 😉
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/137 "2001-10-26T12:35:30Z")
All you want to do is rock, but I want to roll, too. (All night.) And party every day. 😛
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/138 "2001-10-26T19:33:17Z")
**MRBLUE**! How dare you say that! You don’t love widdle ol’ me anymore? _bawling_
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/139 "2001-10-26T20:15:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> \*\ ***MRBLUE**! How dare you say that! You don’t love widdle ol’ me anymore? _bawling_ \*\*
😕 Say what? You know I love you, babe.
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/140 "2001-10-26T20:33:14Z")
This…
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> **Hell, all you Doper chicks ever want to do is jump me and grab my rock. You’re all just too fascinated by volcanic formations that once spewed hot magma in a wild frenzy.**
and this…
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> **All you want to do is rock, but I want to roll, too. (All night.) And party every day.**
But I was just kidding. I wasn’t really upset…you know I love you, too, Sweetie. _mwah_
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