# Midwest Chick Dope
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685 "2001-09-10T15:57:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 8
### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/141 "2001-10-26T20:37:11Z")
But I can’t afford it.
Heft a tall one in my honor, wouldja?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/142 "2001-10-26T21:42:52Z")
**mrblue** stands a bit over 6 feet tall, **canthearya.** Is that tall enough? 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/143 "2001-10-26T22:07:03Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> \*\ ***mrblue** stands a bit over 6 feet tall, **canthearya.** Is that tall enough? 😃 \*\*
Good one!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/144 "2001-10-26T22:11:52Z")
Thank you! I’ll be here all week. 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/145 "2001-10-26T22:36:44Z")
Well, I would hope so. I imagine your kids would be rather distraught if you weren’t.
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/146 "2001-10-27T02:46:13Z")
So you’re going to heft me now?
What am I, a sack of potatoes?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/147 "2001-10-27T14:20:47Z")
Well, **mrblue,** seeing as how all of our attempts to charm you out of your socks have failed, hefting you is our only remaining option.
We hope you understand. 😃
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/148 "2001-10-27T15:33:45Z")
You know, it would take several of us girls to heft him up and carry him away. So, mrblue, how does having multiple willing female hands touching you all over your body sound, eh? 😉
[sub]that’s what I thought[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/149 "2001-10-29T18:05:07Z")
Bump. 😃
Still waiting on **mrblue** to give his opinion on being hefted. 😃
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/150 "2001-10-29T18:23:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
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> Still waiting on **mrblue** to give his opinion on being hefted. 😃
Considering you had me colored for dead in the other thread, I just figured you were readying the casket.
My body lies over the Dopers,
Chick Dopers do hoist it with glee.
More nervous than two young elopers,
I do think I’ve got to go pee!
Bring back,
Bring back,
Oh bring back my potty to me…
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/151 "2001-10-29T19:36:29Z")
Girls, I think **mrblue** has finally lost it.
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/152 "2001-10-29T19:56:48Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
> \*\*Girls, I think **mrblue** has finally lost it. \*\*
“Finally”?
Ha. Beat you to it, didn’t I? 😛
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/153 "2001-10-29T20:11:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*
> > \*\*Girls, I think **mrblue** has finally lost it. \*\*
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> “Finally”?
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> Ha. Beat you to it, didn’t I? 😛 \*\*
Um… **mrblue** , honey, are you sure you don’t need me to help you? Are you sure a neuron wasn’t knocked loose somewhere?
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/154 "2001-10-29T23:16:20Z")
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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*
> Um… **mrblue** , honey, are you sure you don’t need me to help you? Are you sure a neuron wasn’t knocked loose somewhere?
I don’t know, doctor. Aren’t you supposed to examine me and see if you can fix it?
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### Author:  [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/155 "2001-10-29T23:23:20Z")
Are you sure you want me to examine you? I mean, you know me…I have a screw loose somewhere in my brain. What if I misdiagnose?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/156 "2001-10-29T23:32:39Z")
I thought that was rather funny, myself. 😃 ut I have a weird sense of humor.
We’d be happy to examine you, **mrblue.** Especially if you do the Supporting the Economy thing that **manny** said he’d do, and buy us lots of stuff. 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/157 "2001-10-29T23:56:03Z")
I’ll just have to let **manny** buy me lots of stuff, because I think **mrblue** is afraid of me.
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/158 "2001-10-30T02:26:06Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> We’d be happy to examine you, **mrblue.** Especially if you do the Supporting the Economy thing that **manny** said he’d do, and buy us lots of stuff. 😃
Jeez… even _real_ doctors bill you _afterwards_.
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> _Originally posted by Geobabe_
> I think **mrblue** is afraid of me.
Yes, you Doper Babes are _far_ too perilous.
:bravely runs away: 😃
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/159 "2001-10-30T02:27:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
> \*\*:bravely runs away: 😃 \*\*
Come back, Sir Robin!
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midwest-chick-dope/80685/160 "2001-10-30T03:39:19Z")
_sticks head in door, looks around_
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